kvetches:

secret episode of heated rivalry where it turns out they’re not gay after all

kvetches:

secret episode of heated rivalry where it turns out they’re not gay after all

lesbiangiratina:

I almost said “this is knocking me up” to something that Amused me. I really dont know what i was even trying to say

podcastwizard:

dajo42:

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

breha:

heated rivalry is amazing because it has all the appeal of something that’s good AND all the appeal of something that sucks. i didn’t think “good adaptation of maddeningly bad source material” was a thing that could exist but here we are.

goth-queen:

cubejello:

silverrdagger:

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

girl4pay:

girl4pay:

girl4pay:

girl4pay:

should they make sad scrub daddys

yes

no

See Results

do you care about the sad scrub daddy issue more as a facet of labor rights or as a facet of women’s rights

labor rights

women’s rights

i don’t care about workers or women

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if presented with the option of a sad scrub daddy and a happy scrub daddy which one would you purchase

sad

happy

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a man opts to purchase a scrub mommy rather than a scrub daddy. thoughts?

feminist

sexist

oedipal

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pc-98s:

sukimas:

sukimas:

did you know that not all salmon die after fucking. it’s only like 90%. imagine going home to the ocean after that

you and the gang driving home from the club but 90% of you died

preciouspatriots:

my favorite genre of football press conference answer is the “idk, what if we all just died?” one which happens more frequently than you’d assume

heckyeahponyscans:

My childhood (1980s) unicorn postcard collection. I believe these were all by the same artist, Andy Mack / Aardvark Art.

bucksboobs:

lillithdv8:

bucksboobs:

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

oh gurl, you don’t know the half of it. I remember 90s tabloid with headline my new neighbour is from Chernobyl and her baby has a tail! It was a poorly assembled collage of a baby’s body with an ape’s face and a lemur’s tail all xeroxed into -100 contrast, people put effort of cutting clippings (granted with a rusty pair of scissors) but it counts

You think I don’t know about Weekly World News

This is the kind of fake slop I actually miss.

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot:

seashellronan:

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

bleedthebeat:

grab somebody nuanced tell em perhaps