I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.
AO3 will be down for about 15 hours starting at 08:00 UTC on January 21 (what time is that for me?) while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series, including:
adding the ability to search, filter, and sort bookmarks by word count
making sure bookmark search results are correct when you use tags containing letters and numbers
preventing series blurbs from listing tags that were only used on draft works
preventing series blurbs from listing tags used on restricted works for guests
updating series bookmark search so it only searches the tags on works you can access
I love drawing them... I especially love drawing harry and his stupid egg-shaped head. Also the last 2 doodles accidentaly became linear. Wasnt planning on it i just got in the groove you know?
[ID: a compilation of tiktok screenshots of the "you lied about (x) and they asked you to do (y)" meme. The first four all have the tiktok watermark of "arienarianaa".
ID1: a fat black man about to exit a room and turn off the lights with an old timey desktop tucked into bed. Caption says: "POV: Lied about IT Qualification and was told in an interview to put the monitor in sleep mode😭".
ID2: caption says: "When you lied about your IT qualifications and now they tell you to use powerpoint". The word powerpoint is in all caps. It shows a black man sternly and authoritatively staring and pointing in the air.
ID3: caption says: "You lied about your IT qualifications and they say you have to upload some documents to the "cloud". It shows someone's hands holding up paper sheets to the cloudy sky.
ID4: caption says: "You lied about your IT qualification and now you're being asked to use Python programming :". It shows something that appears to be a person under a black blanket or bedsheet to appear as though they're a snake, with blue light reflecting off where the face would be, slithering on the floor in front of a laptop.
ID5: a fat black woman in front of a laptop, holding files of paper. Caption says: "When you lied about your IT qualifications and they tell you to convert the files".
ID6: caption says: "When you lied about your waiter experience and they ask you to serve:". It shows a black man wearing a fancy outfit facing away from the viewer and looking to the side with one hand on his hip.
ID7: tiktok by "shania nyoni". Caption says: "POV : you lied about being a lawyer and they asked you to rest your case". It shows a black woman with long hair putting a suitcase into a bed.
ID8: tiktok by "freshgroundturkey_". a black man drawing something with a red marker in a kitchen. Caption says: "POV: you lied about your Phlebotomy Certification and now they asked you to draw blood". End of ID.]
