when life becomes maddeningly polite, think of me

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I’m probably not cool enough to do this, but I’m going to anyway.

Masterlist:

WIPS:

STRANGER THINGS

Rivet Me Steddie 📖📱Professor Eddie and Lit student Steve

Open, soft, easy to read Steddie 📖📱Rivet Me Eddie’s POV

All the Love We Unravel (And the Life I Gave Away) Steddie 📱Long distance exes.


FINISHED:

HANNIBAL

Ravenous Hannigram 🌙📱 Texty, Will knows banter

you’ve always been me Hannigram 🌺 Post fall murderous domesticity

i’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies Hannigram 🪲 Will is Mischa, trans, reunited siblings

STRANGER THINGS

You have me now Steddie ⏳️ Telepathy soulmates

Crazier Shit Has Happened, Little Bird Steddie 🌬 Floaty Stoner Heaven?

Was It a Need, Steve? Steddie ✝️ The priest Eddie story…

Now Tell Me, Baby, What’s Your Favorite Scary Movie? Steddie 🔪 Ghostface Eddie

Are You Dumb Enough Yet, Princess? Steddie 🔪 Passenger Princess Steve

You can kiss me tomorrow. Steddie 👊 Bloody Knuckles

Was His Plan All Along Steddily 📱New Year’s Eve

Moonstruck Steddie 💍 Moonstruck AU

Answer the question Steddie 🌌 20 questions

Daddy always gets what he wants. Steddie 🔥 Steve tops for the first time, Crazier Shit con’t

Absolutely filthy, sweetheart FruityFour(OC not Nancy) 🫠 The unpromised foursome, Crazier Shit con’t

Chirp chirp Steddie, FruityFour(OC) ☕️ Little Steve age regression


HARRY POTTER (dont give jk rowling your money)

It’s okay, Harry. Be so brave. Snarry. 🪄 6th year Prince’s book.

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ciannaaaaa
ciannaaaaa

This will sound kinda mean but if you’re in your 20s or even early 30s (not that I’m there yet but it’ll come fast) I think the best thing you can do for yourself is literally block out your peers. Saw this post the other day about this 29 year old absolutely crashing out over not yet being married or having kids, when in her eyes everyone else does and she is the odd one out. In my mind I’m like ur literally so young like you’re not even 30 yet……? The aging anxiety is very real because this generation feels very behind on the whole I think. Saw another reddit thread about this 26 year old saying how he has aches and pains now (bone mass peaks at 25 btw). Our sense of youth is warped. Please block these people out like we all have this anxiety but it’s getting to a point where people want to rush their youth bc they’re so scared. Block them out and enjoy being in ur 20s and grab at everything with ur two hands.

batsbratsandbarbedwire

Anyone in their late 30s that I ever meet or talk to at work (i work in entertainment) is always like your 30s are the new 20s. When you hit 30 youre actually old enough and capable enough to enjoy being young and alive how you thought you should be when you were in your 20s. But in your 20s you were too worried about being grown up to let yourself have it. 30 is young. I know people who started their families at 40. Breathe. Let yourself breathe.

batsbratsandbarbedwire
wynnyfryd

“I could— ugh. I don’t know, I could maybe try throwing the Harrington name around? See if it gets me a pity hire or something. And then I’d have my own money, and you- you could stop selling if you wanted to.”

“What?” Eddie snorts. “Want me to be your kept boy, is that it?”

Steve says nothing, but his face goes hot, and he knows Eddie can read him by the way his eyes narrow and his tongue pokes at the inside of his cheek. “Yeah, Harrington, see. The thing is,” he flicks his cigarette; crushes it. “I much prefer to be the keeper.”