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BEABALD

@beabald

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Went to the store today and saw some Paint Chips, and inspiration struck me! Grabbed a card I felt represented each God and decided to draw them all!

Presenting:

Silent Film

Timeless Copper

Roasted Corn

Top Tomato

Mossed Opportunity

Filtered Moon

Juicy Details

and Joyful Orange!

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reserve a table today! 🍔🍽️

[Happy 1 year Great God Grove!!!]

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BABY'S FIRST MONSTER

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BABY FEELS LIKE IT'S DRANK ACID. BABY'S INSIDES ARE DISSOLVING. WICKED BABY IS MELTING

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

  1. I’m the best to ever do it
  2. Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
  3. No one’s ever done it like me
  4. I could be President/they should make me President
  5. Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
  6. The public wants to be me soooooo bad
  7. I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
  8. How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
  9. Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
  10. I’m being sabotaged
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BABY'S FIRST TIME IN THE WILDERNESS

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do you ever just

[the line is from a fic by @/Rauchendes_GNU on ao3]

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maachine-deactivated20250630

[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]

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