sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

Exciting news: I was just born

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

literally so annoying to be going Through It in a deeply unserious way where like no one needs to be worried about me i’m gonna survive and things are gonna get better like they always do but right now at this very moment it feels like my soul has unmoored and started dissolving in my stomach and its killing me slowly and painfully but also i’m Fine

after further consideration i think this might just be how january is

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

my dad is famous

“You bastard, what are you doing over there?”

*camera zooms in*

“You are STEALING my nuts. Hey. Hey!”

*becoming more strident*

“Are you listening to me?!”

*taps on wall, causing squirrel to startle*

“You. Are. A. Little. Thief.”

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

sniiiff sniff sniff blinkblink

i have insane respect for people who do ms paint art but doing anything in the animal jam classic art program makes me want to scream and cry. anyways, cure happy. reference image below

happy appreciate a dragon day everyboldy

Cromch

strongly agree with this sentiment, the sound is lovely here

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

“Unicorn Party” by Kiki on INPRNT

my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

my personal favorites

not to be vague but.

okay sure it’s your post now