They should add a mori to dbd that's the same as a regular mori except you kiss the survivor on the lips first

Can't believe I predicted the dating sim

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

made a few more windows xp profile pic buddies

I think he's litterally just a normal committee member. A masculine one even

chikorita gets clowned on a lot for its shit stats and a movepool i would be hard-pressed to describe as "extant" but designwise it's really evocative. it begs the kind of questions that make pokemon so magical: what IF a lima bean was a small dog. what IF instead of a head it had like. a weird nub. with an anime face on it. what if it could throw a fistful of razors across the room

i’m a soft sweet guy but i’m also a disgusting pervert if u get to know me i promise

sorry we've got orders to protect the royal bloodline and can't risk any illegitimate children coming to claim the throne so you gotta wear this chastity cage until you get married. it's fine tho we gave the key to your loyal knight in case there's any emergencies they're totally trustworthy

your promised consort is currently in a faraway kingdom so you and your knight have to go on this long journey to get there, just the two of you. just be sure to do whatever he says he's trained for all this has your life in his hands. if there's any issues he'll know how to handle it and everything. remember you're not permitted to be around any woman who might throw themselves at you since you're a pretty boy prince, only the knight. you'll be sharing rooms at taverns and a tent if you have to camp out. it's fine tho.

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

Pokemon Type Pins made by Mamobot

This was a really fun 30 minute sketch for today. I thought this was going to be very simple, but it turned out nicely! . daily drawing 2293

The Mendoza sisters at their home in Teotitlán del Valle  (Oaxaca, Mexico)

Photo by Gentl and Hyers

going to the strip clup with pip plup

don't play with me I'm from Whoville bitch