zeravmeta:

tragic! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis only got an overly flowery summary! AND he had his lunch and everything ready to eat

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

not my circus but i bought a ticket and now the monkeys are holding the audience members at gunpoint???

wishfulsketching:

I got inspired to draw some of THESE with the TF2 mercs

This is peak humor in my eyes

asteroidtroglodyte:

yorgen-sh:

This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.

28dayslater:

Every video I see of Erika Kirk is more annoying than the last. I can’t imagine going home to that every day, you do start to understand why Charlie shot himself

cancelledkat:

Control.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

thanks to tumblr the phrase “loyal eunuch” has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?

out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me

melonwah:

dogpuppy:

bigtuna108:

notahorseindisguise:

they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

egberts:

egberts:

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

me noticing this had 900 notes: oh my god, labubu world blew up

my girlfriend, screaming across the house: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

faerieyuri:

losing my mind. they might as well have shown them making out sloppy style as far as i’m concerned. this is so good

dragongirlteeth:

dragongirlteeth:

I am shocked at how many people don’t have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I’m skipping past your sponsor read. I’m muting the tv. I’m muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

maxanite:

amphsy:

most evil neopets character