Implausible crossovers since 1895

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alineofsight:

Put your age in your bio. It’s not hard. And it’s important. Period.


Stay off my page if you’re under 18.

Age in bio is a great way for groomers to decide who to groom

(via teh-nos)

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morrigan-reads:

if there was a muppet king arthur movie, you might be tempted to have arthur played by kermit, it seems obvious on the surface. but that would be a huge mistake. because then you can’t have piggy be guinevere without the implication that kermit is being cuckolded by whichever muppet or human you get to play lancelot. the obvious best answer is to have kermit play lancelot, and have arthur be the one human actor. because then you get the joke of lancelot being french (viz. a frog), guinevere being miss piggy (iconic), and the much funnier joke of kermit cuckolding an oblivious nikolaj coster-waldau (or insert your own arthur casting here.)

doesn’t this sort of lead to a story where the joke is that Gwen has the hots for frog legs but for ONCE Lancelot is trying to be honourable?

(via dullyn)

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chkq:

new orleans—baton rouge should be a hong kong—macao—guangdong style megacity complex of 50 million people and the most populated urban agglomeration north of mexico. i would like at least twenty train lines, high speed ferries on lakes ponchartrain and maurepas, and widespread vernacular use of french. if possible i would like it to be a special adminstrative region as well but this may be asking too much. this is the root, the most basal, of my desires, from which the rest may be extrapolated

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the-light-never-changes asked:

I know it's probably not gonna happen but I'd love to like, have a scene where someone gets a drink at the Lucky 38, goes to pay for it and he just turns and says "Don't worry about it, it's on the House"

worthlesssix:

Oh my lord… yeah.. I can see it. God the show House is so weird and handsome and oozes loser vibes I wanna chew on him like beef jerky (affectionate)


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Pointing at him and “howling this guy has no friends!!! Kill him!!” ♥️♥️♥️

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