I feel like white people don’t fuck with TED talks the way they used to

Back in 2015 a white mf would watch a TED talk and it would change their whole personality and belief system

[talking to a beautiful woman at the club] "haha that's awesome, oh hold up my boy is gonna hook me up with some ancient secrets."

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

green tea = yellow bile

mocha = blood

lemonade = phlegm

vodka = black bile

he’s still alive and breaking into homes with his girlfriend as of September 2025 btw

Brings my clay tablet to the function to record the joy and friendship harvest

My friend, this year, there is an abundance! 🥂

Rejoice! Pass the beer urn!

Explaining Plato's cave allegory to an American

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

this is your captain baby crazy monkey speaking, we will be making a crash landing on your uglyass house

peasant doing standup with hands in his pockets slightly hunched : so I was toiling right

when people say sea creatures are aliens that pisses me right off. no man that’s your cousin. usually not even that far back. that thing’s still an animal. it’s not even like, a plant or a fungus or anything 90% of the time. and never a 🦠. thats cousin octopus. auntie fish. uncle sea cucumber. you know them.

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs