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eternally obsessed with how much of a wet little kitten dan becomes emotionally in any situation. forgot a towell before getting in the shower? cab driver talking to him? having to make a mortgage payment or do the laundry? any of the above and he’s just like

“help me phiwww”

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phil: “I learnt what sex was from the Cambridge dictionary.”

dan: “whot? the Cambridge one specifically?”

phil: “yeah we’ve got it in the office... it was last week”

dan: “we have it in the office??”

phil: “yeah, I was like what’s that thing I’ve been doing?”

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it’s them btw. bickering with builders over their moon forest office plans and purposely going on romantic dinner dates and mind reading the perfect gifts for each other and thinking going on your phone at dinner is giving up on this marriage it’s them

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