It’s occurred to me that Hardison’s style of grifting is exactly what happens when you do it in a TTRPG. Going in with half a plan, appealing to the humanity of underappreciated NPCs, adapting on the fly to cover whatever the fuck the rogue is doing in the background. Pop-culture references that nobody else recognises strung together into a semblance of a character. Peacing out with no explanation once you got what you came for. What an icon.
The honestly surprising thing here imo is that even for *very* rich people apparently unbridled capitalism that makes them as rich as possible apparently doesn’t buy them the same satisfaction as it can in places with less inequality.
You’d think (and every second temporarily embarrassed millionaire will argue) that if you can command a private limo, public transport doesn’t matter. But apparently the systems that result in good public transport also result in amazing holidays for people so rich they wouldn’t even consider using it.
If everyone can afford a nice coffee in the morning, there’s a cute little cafe every 100 feet to serve it to them; if there’s only 100 people in town that can afford that habit they’re all going to have to hop into their swanky limos and haul their groggy asses to wherever the exclusive Coffee Club is located to get their fix.
If there’s no public transit or bike infrastructure, your swanky limo is stuck in traffic behind 120 beat up Honda Civics.
If there’s workers rights and public healthcare the barista there wants to have a nice little chat with every customer, because that’s the human default way of greeting people in the morning. If there’s not they straight up don’t have the spoons and you get the dead-eyed Gen-XMillenial Gen-Z stare while you order.
No amount of individual expenditure will buy you what living in a healthy society gives.
You literally can’t make a single post about respecting trans people’s chosen names without some rat coming out of the woodwork to say “umm but what if they name themselves a slur?? what if they name themselves adolf hitler am i supposed to respect it then???” brother that sounds like a problem you just made up I’m just trying to get you to respect a tguy named Aiden without calling him a theyfab trender.
Anyway, shoutout to trans people with stereotypical, weird or unconventional names, y’all deserve to be respected and not made to feel like you need to change your name just because some asshole decided it was cringe. I love you.
ppl using chatgpt as their therapist or friend is a direct consequence of living in a society where ur basically guaranteed to get imprisoned if u talk abt being suicidal
