the-merry-otter:

the-merry-otter:

The best thing about having a partner who also does medieval reenactment is that you can text them like “do you want a sexy leg pic 😏” and when they obviously go “of course 👀” you send them a close up of a really nice piece of leg armour. And then they aren’t even mad and go “yeah that is sexy as hell, thank you.”

It would, of course, be remiss of me to not include examples of these sexy leg pics. Try this one simple trick to find out if your partner is someone with taste!

(If anyone does do this to their partner, I’d love to know the results)

homunculus-argument:

Dumbass tabletop rpg character concept:

A character whose weapon is a gun with red dot sight laser, except the gun is just a dummy that’s been carved out of wood and sprayed black, with a laser pointer pen taped onto it. It’s obviously fake to any character who knows anything about firearms, and it’s always a gamble whether anyone who doesn’t know anything about guns is going to be fooled by it. But that’s the neat part: The gun isn’t the weapon.

This character has a familiar, a big cat beast that’s been trained to attack on command, attacking whatever the laser is pointed at.

hometoursandotherstuff:

faggot-rat:

Aborted Descartes voice: I would’ve thought…if I was.

kendallroyjenner:

whenever i see a riverdale post with way too many notes i think what the hell do they know… like this is a family matter.name 5 jugheads 🔪

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

According to OP both step-dad and step-dad friends are both great dads/granddads/great granddads so we can just laugh at the absurdity of this

ratbugs:

god forbid a turkey has hobbies 🦃😔

spyglassrealms:

okuajub:

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

hymnism:

whitealbum:

this is like jesus posting bts fitting pictures of him with the cross