Break the Targets (Slowed Down)

I was expecting something demonic

Instead I got the most beautiful sound in the world

Sounds like the 80’s ass soundtrack to some action movie.

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

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the main dev of ULTRAKILL is livetweeting their reactions to jerma failing at their game fantastically and it's really, really fucking funny.

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I feel like it's important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that "humans aren't meant to do this, they're meant to push logs in wheelbarrows"

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The chosen one

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

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i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

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diagetic respawn [my iron lung]

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ULTRATOBER /// FOURTH: High score

finally... i get to put my obsessive replaying and optimisation of 4-2 and resulting 2m19s p-rank time into art form......

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dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

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not my best work

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