mods are asleep, post silver fox Varric

ALT

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

Sandwich, MA

The tone of their dialogue was meant to reflect that they live in this heightened space, inherently brushing up against the fourth wall. I don't know what possessed me to say "what if in English they spoke entirely in iambic pentameter," but once I had I was basically on the hook to do it. So I did it.

This makes me one of very few living people who've written a large volume of iambic pentameter verse drama for money, on a deadline.

monday affirmations

- i am not tired

- eight hours is not that long

- i slept well the night before

- the only reward for hard work is more work

- i feel well rested

- the 40 hours workweek will collapse in my lifetime

- i definitely got enough sleep

I have a story to tell you. Really, what is it about?
BROTHER BEAR (2003) dir. Aaron Blaise & Robert Walker

SO weird to me that the default assumption in modern fandom is that you must be attracted to your favorite characters. nah man those are just my funky little guys and gals i want to study them under a microscope. i want to put them in a mason jar and shake it and see what happens

Always embarrassing realizing you don't know basic facts about your friends. Like yeah hey, here's this person I love dearly, I've known them for 23 years, we've been through so much together. They're currently working in a lab.... developing... medicine? and also getting a PhD. I think. Don't ask me what subject.

In Your Heart Shall Burn

I think about the Inquisitor stumbling through that mountain pass, desperately searching for any survivors, a very normal amount.

Still version:

what yaoi cocaine was stephen king on and where can i get it

having a ww1 Christmas day soccer game with liberals tonight. tomorrow it's back to the trenches.