herssian:

herssian:

deepen the shadows bro. it’ll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

torturelabyrinth:

It is insane to me that ballet flats are popular again when they are objectively some of the not only most uncomfortable but also ugliest shoes ever invented like zero arch support zero padding just slamming your feet against the hard ass ground with a thin sliver of barely there sole as your only protection and your heel rubs against the back and you get blisters 100% of the time guaranteed and then it’s like oh what’s the aesthetic payoff for your suffering NOTHING!! Your feet look like the letter L and the shoes gap out around the sides with every step and it looks like you’re wearing freaking no show socks just the most disappointing nothing of a shoe ever. Everyone who owns a pair of ballet flats you’ve straight up been brainwashed and you should go throw that shit in the garbage!!!!

beastliness:

beastliness:

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it’s always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

what-even-is-thiss:

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

effemimaniac:

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don’t get acquaintance-zoned

podcastwizard:

someone commented on a post of mine accusing me of having an insecure attachment style and they had a funny username so i clicked on their blog and their most recent post is a nigh incomprehensible lesbian fanfic about turning in to a smart car and falling in love with a woman who turned in to an suv. i don’t think i learned anything from this and i hope you didn’t either.

dragon-in-a-fez:

sexygaywizard:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

cant stop thinking about this video

For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty

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you can tell from this truck’s happy little jumps that it’s being kept in an appropriate environment and provided with good enrichment :)