hitmyvape:

idgaf about heated rivalry let’s see mr burns and smithers get it on

(via bawnjourno)

sparklejamesysparkle:

Lloyd Bochner (as actor Patrick Vaughn) meets Blanche (Rue McClanahan), Rose (Betty White), and Dorothy (Bea Arthur) in The Golden Girls episode entitled The Actor, originally broadcast by NBC on January 17th, 1987.

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rott1ingbonep1le:

This is how my posts look

(via alsophila-grahami)

thelambliesdown1974:

catch57:

There’s always more toothpaste in the toothpaste tube…

(via combefferre)

smoqueen-deactivated20251108:

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

(via combefferre)

hooved:

FUCK it was in parallel australia

(via combefferre)

trueloveistreacherous:

Mabel, even if I do move, you’re young. You’ll forget about me in a couple of weeks.
No, I wouldn’t! You’re my friends. Well, the first real friends I’ve had in a while. I thought we’d stay in the building and continue to make this podcast something real.

Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez as Charles-Haden Savage, Oliver Putnam and Mabel Mora in season 5 of Only Murders in the Building (2021-present)
created by Steve Martin and John Hoffman

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allshookdown:

I’m worried I’m gonna get snubbed at the Oscar’s this year

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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9:

• ℜ𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰 - ℑ 𝔍𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔚𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬 ℌ𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔖𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔇𝔬

(via pinkpussycat1991)

mangonetics:

girl talking about her husband: he’s such a great man…

me, principled marxist: *shaking my head* it was the broader economic conditions that made you cum last night

(via spangledleatherponcho)

bearie:

bearie:

bearie:

thirft shop

im gonna fuck your dad

i was gonna do more but thats all i could think of

things have been bad for me lately

(via memser)

girlrozanov:

i think theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me *remembers im a tumblr user* i know theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me

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