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    My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

  • SHUT

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  • I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

  • “Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

  • I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

  • men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

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  • I loved when “Drift Compatible” entered pop lexicon cause we were in DESPERATE need for a way to platonically express “one of us to the other is as a limb to a body; we are a left and right feet of a dancer; we do not need to speak because any one word inspires an exchange of unspoken words that conveys a full conversation in which a mutual conclusion is determined in an instant”. Huge win for the QPRs out here

  • I also really love that the movie explicitly shows that drift compatibility can be any form of relationship. Two brothers, three brothers, husband and wife, father and son, two friends who have lost everything to the same enemy. It isn’t about the way you connect, it’s about the connection itself. And of course, that connection lets you put boots to asses and kill alien monsters together. Because the power of human connection can change the world or something.

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  • sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

  • We do not do elf of the shelf but our house does have borrowers. Penny knows that if she leaves a mess out at night the borrowers will take that as a sign that they can have it and take it into the walls to build their homes

    This teaches her to out her stuff away at the end of the night or I chuck it out and also sometimes she wakes up and yells "HEY ELEVES I LEFT YOU SOME STUFF!" And it is hilarious

  • Penny: THE ELVES HAVE ONIONTIZED

    My mom on FaceTime: ???

    Me: I had to explain to Penny how the borrowers are part of the elf union and so they go to North Pole the last 3 weeks of the year so no one ever has to work too much over time and that's why they haven't taken mommy's wrapping paper or scissors or anything else I've left out... shes trying to explain the elf union to you.

    Penny: THEY GET PAID EXTRA CAUSE OF THE ONION

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  • I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣

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    Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.

    It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.

    One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.

  • It seems my lighting advice has given people a mistaken impression...

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    These outtakes where the flash didn't go off are also AI generated.

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    I like this spooky dutch angle one.

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    I was just starting to learn flash and I didn't have all the equipment I needed. Since corgis are quite short, I had to put the lighting on the ground. The off camera flash was on a tipped over lightstand with a shoot-through umbrella to diffuse the light.

    But I had no wireless triggers. And the only other way to trigger a flash, is with another flash. So I used the on-camera pop up flash to trigger the main flash.

    But I had two issues.

    First, I did not want that dinky on camera flash affecting my picture.

    Second, triggering a flash with a flash is best done indoors. The flash will bounce all around the room and eventually hit the sensor so the main flash triggers. When you are outdoors, there is no bouncing.

    SO... I took a little handheld makeup mirror and angled it toward my main flash. This blocked the dinky pop up flash and sent the beam of light towards the main flash to trigger it.

    I was lying on the wet morning grass, holding a camera in one hand, a mirror in the other, trying to aim the mirror exactly toward the main flash, making crazy noises to get Otis's attention, and trying to get the focus point on his face so I didn't get a blurry photo. Also, Otis was much more interested in sniffing things than posing for a photo.

    Here is an overhead view that might help explain.

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    I await all of your comments saying my amazing drawring is clearly AI generated.

    Only 30% of the time did the flash actually go off. Aiming the mirror was tricky and I was doing like 8 things at once. I wasn't even sure I got the photo I wanted. But when I came back to the computer there was one that stood out and it is one of my favorites I've ever taken.

    It was the best combination of monumental effort, great discomfort, perfect foggy sunrise light, and just pure luck.

    Unfortunately, people like me who use advanced sculpting light techniques are getting accused of using AI more and more. Not really sure what to do about it—other than show the 30 awful photos it took to get the good one.

    My 80s sunglasses photo and spoon photo get called out the most.

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    But it's just good old fashioned gradient lighting which has been used in product photography since the days of film.

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    So, no need to be suspicious.

  • Photography like sirfrogsworth's is what the fucken AIs were TRAINED on.

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    My silly fakémons Pickerpie & Snagpie!

    I had sm fun trying to recreate fake gifs inspired by the anime recently, I can't wait to do more :3

  • not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

  • reply to a tumblr post: I am an ass to most people actually, and most people are asses to me. Being a fucking asshole came free with your fucking humanity, bro. everyone is a unique kind of shit. Humans are inherently selfish and evil, and that is an inescapable fact of life.ALT

    you are a tar pit and you live this way because you choose to.

  • honestly i have been responding to some of these replies at face value bc i do also think you have a duty as a human being to be nice to people. but if you think this post is scolding you to be nicer to people then youve already lost the plot. this post is about how assuming that everyone you meet is hostile and wants to hurt you is bad for you. it ruins your life and it is a choice you are continually making.

  • this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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    i know what i’m doing dw

  • Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

  • Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

  • POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

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    desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

  • You're failing.

  • You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

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    Pluto is Roman, not Greek

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    ?????

  • Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

  • I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

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    HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

  • I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

  • Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

  • FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

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    wrong.

  • Achievement Unlocked:

    Lightning Bait

    You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

  • FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

  • I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

    For science

  • OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

    • HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
    • ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
    • POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
    • HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
    • APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
    • KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
    • HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
    • APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
  • ares is the god of war, not kratos

  • WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

  • I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

  • op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

  • Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

  • hey is this still post of the year or

  • NO

  • how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

  • I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

  • And the post of the year goes to.....

    YOU

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    here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever

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    father please.

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    the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.

  • My Litleo was much more polite with her "...I can haz the cake?" hopeful looks.

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    sometimes i remember this gregory mcguire interview and i have to just sit down my head in my hands

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    wait actually no this is the part that really destroys me. somebody has to wash the corpses and say the prayers

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    recollections

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