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@big-barry-syx

d&d, kpop, captain america civil war discourse (yes, still), and regurgitated memes from 2013
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Vet tech: You see the secret to taming a spicy baby is just not be afraid of them. You just-- You can't fear them. Show no fear. Show no fear. And everything will be okay. You just-- you can't-- you gotta... You gotta show 'em loves, you can't be afraid of them. No jump scares here!

Hello baby. Nice to meet you. His name is John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmidt. He's a very spicy baby. But he was much spicer! He has come down a few spice levels. I can now hold him. I also had to shave him because he was covered in mats, and pine needles.

Anyways! Super spicy baby. You sweet boy. See, he's just a sweet handsome man. No fear.

[consistent hissing and spits from kitten throughout video]

@kingscrown666 when i hear 'spicy kitty,' this is what i see

I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

Happy New Year

Thank you to everyone who chose humanity and stood by us, never turning away from the suffering of the Palestinian people.

Your support was a light in a very dark time.

Wishing you a year full of peace and justice.

During our Muslim holidays, we used to share our joy with others, giving gifts and food with happy hearts.

I pray that 2026 will be the beginning of a new path toward a dignified life and honest work to support my family, so I can stop asking for donations and return to giving once again.

In this New Year, with this new beginning we hold onto despite everything,

I will stop repeating that we are hungry, in pain, and suffering… everyone knows that.

Our lives after two years of devastation will not return to what they were in an instant.

All I truly hope for is that this year will be safer,

and bring us some peace after so much fear.

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

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attackofthebteam

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

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celticpyro

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

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sephet

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

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gingergiggles

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

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a-swarm-of-crabs

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

me abt an idie project online i hated: no i mean like who the fuck am i to judge right i havent made anything i think it had its strengths and like it wasnt for me but for people who like that stuff i think they're really gonna love it i hope they find their audience i wish them all the success in the world for real

me abt big budget media that mildly annoyed me: it was dogggg shitttttt bro everyone involved should be lined up against the wall and shot

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I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don't know it's out there like

can't format a work email? templates

don't know how to write a resume? templates

writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates

not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net

summary of something you're reading for school/work? cliffsnotes.com

recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com

there's a million more like, guys, we don't need AI, we never needed generative AI

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

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anmorata

im going to make this brb

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anmorata

okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it

diagnosis: it tastes?

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musicspren

this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return

Fun fact, the Hibiscus Harlequin Bug (Tectocoris diophthalmus) has been described as a new species 16 separate times due to the wide colour variation among the adults and nymphs

These bugs are all the same species

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