As the saying goes, the difference between having nothing and having a billion dollars is a billion dollars.

The difference between having a million dollars and having a billion dollars is also a billion dollars.

That million is 0.1% of the billion dollars; it's a literal rounding error.

DO YOU GUYS NOT FUCK WITH THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT ANYMORE

everything reminds me of her (d&d character from now-defunct campaign)

So my mom has an acquaintance friend who thinks I (as my deadname) died as a baby because she doesn't know I'm trans. This is very funny to me.

My mom didn't like, set out to lie. It's just that the friend was over while my mom was packing to move earlier this year, and spotted something from my childhood with my deadname on it. And this friend already knew that my mom only has one child. The friend went "oh, was this from a baby who passed?" My mom was unprepared and didn't know what else to say on the spot, but didn't want to out me, so she just went "yes." And NOW it's too late to correct this without it being weird for everyone. So uh. Now I am my own sibling, who died.

Putting the dead in deadname.

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

“I hate this website” “I hate purity culture” “asexuals are so annoying” “religious people are so annoying” “I can’t stand TikTok gays” “I hate minors” you guys are talking about a skeleton warrior who serves an evil wizard right now

ragebaiting my fat dog ending explained

ragebaiting my fat dog cinematic universe

ragebaiting my fat dog where to stream 2026

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

A Psychonauts comic commissioned by Deltarno!

lying on the couch stressed as hell, and out of the corner of my eye I can see Belphie dragging boxes out of the recycling container and spreading them across the kitchen. and when he sees me looking he goes "MEEP" because he loves me so much

“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

peak of female character design

trans4trans couple

My favorite bit of the wiki for this absolute power couple: