To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

Not beating the panopticon allegations

lying to avoid a problem often creates like, three new problems

lying to avoid

a problem often creates

like, three new problems

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Expositor Lionett

MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT EVERYTHING HAS ARRRIIIIIIIVED!!!!

in my head there is Absolutely No Record of the mighty nein aside from jester's pamphlets and history of vandalism. they are fully an oral folk tale legend, passed from campfire to campfire. most things people can gleam about them is gossip and hearsay. this is due to the mighty nein's paranoia. beau, a high-ranking expositor, actively tries to redact mentions of the mighty nein in the cobalt soul records (to the chagrin of the other archivists). jester has a liberal use of modify memory (and a running tab at pumat's for bags of a favorite dust). yasha scares people so greatly that people try to forget her in their minds. people think caduceus is a ghost when they first see him. veth stealths so much people barely see her. fjord wears a different face each time people meet him. molly technically only existed for two-ish years. essek never goes by the same name twice. caleb is just a random animal vibing out with an orange color scheme. good luck to any poor soul trying to find anything about them. shakaste~

starting a collection

percy choosing to make a sacrifice to sally and not poseidon in hopes that she’ll hear him in season 1 and tyson saying they should call someone wiser and stronger to help get a ride and calling sally in season 2 oh sally jackson you are so incredibly loved by your sons

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

"Friend shaped" this "Friend shaped" that What about Enemy shaped. Opponent shaped

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

Did you ever look at the 1996 VW Harlequin Golf and bask in its joyful colour scheme and think, where's all the colour and whimsy gone in design? What do we lose when joy and individuality and personal expression get crushed away in favour of the most plain and broadly palatable decoration in a world solely focused on profits and resale value? Did you ever get inspired to grasp FUN AND WHIMSY and hold it tight to your chest, and perhaps paint your kitchen like that car and destroy the property value of your house?

anyway follow your dreams

Official joy and whimsy post

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

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