Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????

AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES

I need everyone to know that I looked it up, and Noah Lyles is doing this as part of an ongoing bet he has with shotput competitor Chase Jackson. She's wearing Naruto accessories every day, and if Lyles whips out Yugioh cards at every race, then for the shotput finals Jackson will re-enact the scene of Rock Lee dropping his weights.

This is now the only part of the Olympics that I care about.

Update. Chase Jackson followed through. (And also secured her spot to the Olympics with a first place throw of 20.10 m).

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

give it up for bread with soup

humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp

Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

It’s extremely important that you listen to this with the sound on

No this is book accurate

It feels almost unbelievable that there's an Olympics this year. Not just this year but next month. Like can you please come back another time thanks

At least they're in Italy though

THE WOMENS TOURNAMENT HWHAT

In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.

Also when it wants water it’s a secret for some fucking reason.

Also when it wants

water it’s a secret for

some fucking reason.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mr sandman

man me a sand

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:

things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers

You are not staying in the tags

(Photos taken by Petra Parker, who coincidentally also transitioned)

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*