luxwing:

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick

maykitz:

angelicguy:

peasant doing standup with hands in his pockets slightly hunched : so I was toiling right

dogpuppy:

huffylemon:

glubby:

“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black

cutecipher:

a who has died today after triggering a previously undetonated grinch mine

kushblazer666:

targetedknowledge:

grox:

Hi I work at dominos as a manager and I am going to buy a luxury car and drive it to work every day to flex on fat teens