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I just love Red Hood

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what the heck are badges and why do I need them??? also apparently I have to put my age on here or some blogs will just block me with no warning? I'm 29 fckin years old we can't have a conversation? it's like unfriended someone on Facebook in middle school lmao

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conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 7

Dick: oh yeah i see you guys, hold on coming in hot-

*grunt*

Dick: hey, who are we waiting for?

Damian: Hood is working on the other side of Gotham tonight, but we're still supposed to wait for father while he talks to Catwoman

Dick: *a groan* god, he always takes forever when he's talking to her, and i'm already bored!

Tim: yeah we've been waiting for twenty minutes.

Jasons, whispering: sucks to suck for you guys- oh SHIT-

*distant gunshots*

Dick, casual: did you just give away your position to insult us Jay?

Jason, strained: *gunshot* NO,

*more gunshots, a yelp*

*silence*

Dick: anyway i'm still bored.

Tim: wanna play a game me and Damian made up?

Dick: you two made up a game?

Tim: yeah after Damian messed up and accidentally revealed he was fun on the main line.

Damian: i don't know what you're talking about, i've never had fun in my life.

Tim: -we're calling it 'league days: yay or nay?'

Dick, amused: ok, what are the rules.

Tim: ok, so, the aim of the game is to find out stuff from Damian's league days, because he got up to a lot of insane shit over there. he wrote down any interesting experiences he could remember onto a bunch of cards and then got Jason to digitalize them into a randomizer,

Tim: and then we got Jason to come up with a bunch of fake experiences and mix them in with the real ones. Damian doesn't know what the fake ones are so he has no way to come up with stories beforehand. the rules are Damian has to use the app Jason made to shuffle a random card, read it out loud to us, and then we have to guess if it's real or fake. we can ask him questions about what the card says and he has to answer, and then we have to figure out if he's bullshitting or not.

Tim: Jason isn't allowed to play because obviously he was there for like, 90% of the truths.

Jason: but i am allowed to listen and laugh! fuck you guys by the way, i almost died and nobody checked up on me.

Damian: sucks to suck, Todd. are you playing, Grayson?

Dick, giggling: holy shit, yes, i'm in. read a card.

Damian: ok, hold on.

*a beat*

Damian: oh- *a strangled sigh*

Tim: you have to read it out loud!

Damian: i am!

Damian: 'when i was a child, Todd introduced me to pokemon games, and then convinced me that pokemon were real by painting a snail and telling me it was a very small magcargo. years later, this lie was then used to convince me that i should move to Gotham.'

Jason: *bursts out wheezing* OH MY GOD-

*continuous cackles*

Damian: we may have to mute him.

*more distant laughter*

Tim: please god, let this be true.

Dick, smothering giggles: and- oh my god- and we get to ask questions?

Damian, resigned: ask away.

Tim: so- hmm.

Dick: *wheeze*

Tim: the reason you came to Gotham...?

Dick, wetly: yeah that's- that's what i think we need clarification on. Jason... Jason told you pokemon were real, and then...?

Damian: so i was around five years old, and had never played a video game before, and Todd came back from a mission with one of those handheld consoles and an old pokemon game loaded in.

Tim: what, and he told you it was real?

Damian: he told me it was based on reality and that it was just very rare to see pokemon in real life, especially in the area that the compound was in. to be fair i'd never left, so i had no way to confirm that or not.

Dick: still though, painting a snail got you to believe it?

Damian: it was- i-

*a sigh*

Damian: it was a fairly competent art project.

Jason: *starts laughing again*

Tim: see this is a hard one, because i don't know if he's laughing because of how proud he is that he did it, or because of how funny he finds his own lie. he makes shit up all the time.

Dick: this is genuinely a tough game, what the fuck. ok. how did this correlate with you coming to Gotham? i thought Talia sent you?

Damian: my mother gave me the option of going to Gotham to train with Batman, or to go into hiding with her and help during the league uprisings. i was unsure at the time because i had never met father before and didn't know what it would entail, but Todd obviously knew i would be safer coming to Gotham with him when he returned, so he took it upon himself to convince me to choose Batman.

Jason: *high pitched weeping*

Tim: see- SEE DAMIAN'S SMILING, i feel like he wouldn't find it funny if it was true, he'd just be angry that he'd ever fallen for it.

Damian: not necessarily. Todd has a very infectious laugh, i could just find his odd squeaking entertaining. you cannot base your answer on that.

Dick: so did you come to Gotham because he told you that there would be pokemon to see or something?

Damian: he told me that team rocket was active in Gotham, and that they were abusing pokemon. i have a fondness for animals, so obviously this angered me and i wanted to intercept.

Tim: it- *wheeze* it angered you-,

Jason: *silent gasps of laughter*

Dick: and what happened when- like, how did you find out he'd lied to you?

Damian: i figured it out on the boat to Gotham, about a day's journey away, and i was so infuriated that i pushed his motorcycle off the boat and sunk it. we were actually- it made us late, we were a day later than expected coming into Gotham because i sunk our ride from the boat to the city and we had to take public transport.

Dick: see but thats- like you told me before that the journey from the compound took two weeks, i can't imagine you being outside the compound for two whole weeks and not clocking that pokemon didn't exist in the real world.

Damian: i was busy with other things

Tim: bullshit, you literally said it was the reason you went!

*ping*

Bruce: apologies for the delay, i am three minutes out from your location. does anybody have any info on Red Hood? i've received reports that he may have been dosed with laughing gas. does he need backup?

Tim: he's fine, he's just an ass.

Jason, still struggling to breathe: ok- ok B's gonna ruin it now so i'm calling it. you have to choose, yay or nay?

Dick: THIS IS SO HARD!

Bruce: what's going on?

Tim: *groaning* god i so want it to be true... but i just don't buy the two week thing. i think you would have figured it out sooner.

Dick: i'm with Tim. i gotta go with nay. it's a lie.

Jason: *laughs slightly* *high pitched* alright, Damian. yay or nay, did this happen?

*silence*

Damian: *deep sigh* as much as i really wish it hadn't, this one was true. i did indeed, for a solid half a decade, believe that pokemon were real.

Dick: WHA-

Tim: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS-?!

Jason: *bursts out laughing again* *cheering*

Damian: i should have never agreed to play this game again.

Bruce: what on earth did i just come in on...?

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dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

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to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

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Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”

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. YOUR BOYFRIEND'S FIXATION
˚ ft. dick grayson, bruce wayne, damian wayne, barry allen, wally west and jason todd .
lizzie’s yapping 𐙚 : English is not my first language, so there may be some grammatical errors. ( smau's version )
  • Dick Grayson: Waist and hips.
As long as you’re together, Dick will keep his hands on you like he might die if he doesn’t. Whenever you’re distracted, you’ll feel him slip his arms around your waist from behind, or trace your curves while you’re both lying on the couch or bed watching TV. Walking down the street, he’ll guide you through the crowd with a hand on your hips. His eyes light up and he bites his lip whenever he sees you walk. "Baby, those hips of yours are going to be the death of me," he always says with that big grin of his.

His weakness: kisses or gentle touches on his neck.

  • Bruce Wayne: Neck and shoulders.
They’re his favorites because those are the places where you show the most vulnerability—and he loves having that kind of control. Every time you accompany him to a gala looking so elegant and tempting in his eyes, he can’t help but notice how good your neck looks, how seductive your shoulders are. Ever since the first time a dress let him admire you like that, he started spending more money just to buy you enough of them. When he wakes you up, he presses kisses to both spots, sending a flutter through your stomach. "Good morning, sweetheart," he murmurs in that rough, sleepy voice, marking your shoulders and tasting the sensitivity of your neck. He’s obsessed.

His weakness: seeing you rise onto your tiptoes, your hand on his chest for balance, just to place a kiss on his jaw.

  • Damian Wayne: Hair and hands.
His hands are stained with blood, burdened with death and pain, while yours still hold innocence and purity. But he doesn’t love your hands just because they’re beautiful—he loves them because of the way you touch him. Steady, determined to give him affection even when he pushed you away so many times. "I don’t deserve to be touched by hands like yours," he often whispers as he strokes your hair. He always knew that having your head gently caressed soothed you, so he never stopped doing it. It was ironic how much peace and safety you found in the arms of a man like him.

His weakness: when you kiss his knuckles. Somehow, he feels your lips could redeem his sins.

  • Barry Allen: Face and eyes.
He’s always loved the honesty your eyes give off—the way they brighten whenever you talk about something that fascinates you, or how you crouch down to pet an animal that wanders up to you and then look at him with that tenderness that completely melts him. He loves your face in general. It’s not exactly hard to notice, since he often holds your face in his hands and kisses you everywhere. "You’re so beautiful it hurts," he whispers every chance he gets, being the sweet, loving man you adore so much.

His weakness: when you kiss his cheek softly or tell him he has beautiful eyes too.

  • Wally West: Belly and legs.
It’s Wally—of course he’s going to have a thing for your legs. Don’t even think he’ll pull away from you when you’re at the beach, sunbathing. Boom. Drool down his chin, and he has zero shame in saying how much he loves them. But your belly? That’s his personal pillow. Whenever he needs a break, he rests his head there. It’s just so intimate, so yours, something that belongs only to the two of you. He purrs and nuzzles his cheek against it like a puppy desperate for affection. He loves kissing it and touching it too. Sometimes he says things just to mess with you, like: "You’d look so sexy with your belly swollen… a baby growing—" and you smack him in the face.

His weakness: the back of his neck. He melts whenever you’re in the middle of a passionate make-out session and your hand finds its way there.

  • Jason todd: Lips and thighs.
He just has a fixation with your lips—he’s obsessed. When you eat, his eyes are on your mouth, wishing he could lean in and clean it with his tongue. Are you telling him about your day? He’s staring. Did you put on a new lip balm? He’ll notice. The other thing that drives him crazy about you is your thighs. His hand will be there every chance he gets—soft strokes up and down or a simple squeeze. Even better if they’re bare.

His weakness: he’s at your feet whenever you cradle his face and kiss his forehead. He needs you to show him that you love him.

© batletters , 2025.

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Batboys x reader texts:

Sorry this took so long💔I MESSED UP ON BRUCES😭😭😭IM SO SORRY I DIDNT NOTICE “yes sir.” Is meant to be blue

Bruce Wayne

Jason todd.

Dick Grayson

Tim drake

Damian Wayne

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City girl x farm girl reader
Warning;Oral(fem receiving)Big cock,P in v.Semi slow burn.

Grit and Gloss

You hated dirt. You hated bugs. You hated sweat that wasn’t earned from a luxury spin class. But most of all, you hated that your Uber had dropped you off in the middle of nowhere with nothing but your suitcase wheels dragging helplessly across gravel like a crime scene.

And apparently, this was supposed to be “transformational.”

God.

You were contemplating how many brain cells you’d lost signing up for a rural internship when a voice, low and gritty as a truck engine, cut through the cicada-filled air.

“You’re either lost… or in for a rough few weeks.”

You turned.

There he stood.

Broad. Dirty. Smug. Arms crossed in that annoying way guys do when they know they look good. He had a little grease on his jaw like it belonged there, and hair that curled around his ears like a farmboy romance cover with a felony charge.

You gave him a slow once-over and lifted your chin.

“I’m the intern,” you said crisply, adjusting your sunglasses. “From the urban exchange program.”

He didn’t even try to hide the way his eyes dragged down the length of your figure, pausing at your polished boots and designer luggage.

He smirked. “You’re gonna cry before breakfast.”

You smiled sweetly. “And you’re going to mansplain what a shovel is, aren’t you?”

The smirk deepened.

“Only if you promise to hold it right.”

Day One: Chicken Sh*t and Sexual Tension

You weren’t afraid of hard work. But you were afraid of chickens. And Jason Todd seemed to know it.

He watched you with an infuriating glint in his eye as you tried — unsuccessfully — to lure a hen into her coop without getting pecked.

“You look like you’re trying to seduce her,” he said lazily from the fence.

You shot him a glare. “She’s just jealous of my outfit.”

Jason stepped closer, rolling up his sleeves. His forearms were tanned, veiny, and unfairly distracting. “Betsy likes dominance. Gotta show her who’s boss.”

You folded your arms. “Are we still talking about the chicken?”

“Depends,” he said, voice dipping lower. “You like being in charge?”

Your mouth went dry.

“I— I manage teams back home.”

“I’ll bet you do,” he murmured, eyes full of mischief.

You didn’t blush….But you may have tripped over your own dignity trying to escape the coop.

Day Two: Hoe and Tell

Jason handed you a hoe. A real, actual hoe. You blinked at it like it owed you money.

“And what exactly do I do with this?” you asked.

He stepped behind you, arms bracketing your shoulders, and wrapped his hands around yours. “You dig,” he said in that gravel-and-honey tone, guiding your motions. “Not too deep. Not too shallow. You’ll feel when it’s right.”

“Mm,” you hummed. “Is this a hoe lesson or a metaphor?”

His breath ghosted over your ear. “You tell me.”

You stepped forward to escape the heat — of the sun, obviously — and stabbed the hoe into the ground like it was Jason’s smug face.

He chuckled. “Feisty.”

You threw him a saccharine smile. “You should see me in management meetings.”

He whistled. “Bet you make grown men cry in heels.”

“And I bet you scare the livestock with your bad attitude.”

He looked impressed.

Hotly impressed.

You hated him.

A little.

Maybe.

Day Four: Watermelon Sugar and Dirty Hands

“God, it’s hot,” you groaned, fanning yourself with your straw hat. Your tank top was sticking to your back, and you were one second away from calling an Uber and demanding air conditioning, a cocktail, and a refund.

Jason glanced at you from the watermelon patch, sweat glistening along his collarbone. “Should’ve worn less.”

You scoffed. “I already pushed the rural-chic dress code as far as it goes.”

He sliced a watermelon open with a casual flick of his pocketknife. The blade looked like it had seen war. The juice glistened on his hands, dripping to his wrists.

He offered you a slice.

You took it slowly, never breaking eye contact, and bit in.

Juice ran down your fingers.

Jason watched. Too closely.

“You gonna lick that off or waste it?” he asked

You raised a brow. “You offering?”

His gaze darkened.Neither of you blinked.

The moment snapped when a bee buzzed past your ear and you shrieked — throwing the melon at him.

He caught it one-handed.

Smirking.

You hated that it was hot.You hated that he was hot.

Day 5:Truck of truth:

You were not supposed to be in Jason Todd’s truck.

It was loud, rusted, and smelled like tobacco and pine.

You were also not supposed to enjoy how his thigh brushed yours every time he shifted gears.

“You ever drive stick?” he asked, eyes on the road.

“Excuse me?”

He smirked. “Manual. City girl.”“Of course,” you said. “I drive a vintage Porsche.”Jason let out a low whistle. “Spoiled and smug. You’re a treat.”

You turned in your seat, folding one leg beneath you. “And you’re allergic to compliments.”

“Wrong,” he said, throwing you a side glance. “I just haven’t heard one I believed yet.”

“Fine. You have great hands.”He raised a brow.You shrugged. “You do.”

Silence stretched.Then, softly: “You have a good laugh.”

You weren’t sure either of you was breathing.Then his hand dropped to your thigh — just long enough to squeeze — before he turned up the radio and muttered, “Don’t read into it.”

Yeah. It snaps.

Day Ten: The Loft, The Storm, The Kiss

You weren’t sure how it started.

Maybe it was the thunder. Maybe it was the wine you “borrowed” from the farmhouse. Or maybe it was the fact that Jason Todd was standing way too close in the barn loft, with rain pouring outside and heat simmering between you like a lit match waiting to drop.

“You ever stop looking at me like that?” you asked, voice low.

Jason raised a brow. “Like what?”

“Like you’re deciding whether to kiss me or kill me.”

His smirk was slow. Dangerous. “Not mutually exclusive, sweetheart.”

Your back hit the wooden beam before you realized you’d taken a step back. Jason followed, boots heavy on the planks, stopping just close enough that you could smell the heat on his skin, the faint scent of hay and motor oil clinging to him like sin.

“You keep running that mouth,” he said, voice like gravel and thunder, “but you haven’t said one thing you actually mean.”

You scoffed. “Like what?”

“Like the way you look at me when you think I’m not watching.” His hand came up — calloused fingers brushing a stray strand of hair from your cheek, lingering just long enough to make your skin burn. “Like you’re starving.”

Your heart thudded. “Maybe I’m just trying to figure you out.”

“There’s nothing to figure,” he murmured, his voice softer now, but no less intense. “You want me. I want you. The rest is noise.”

You laughed once, sharp. “You’re cocky.”

Jason leaned in, lips inches from yours. His breath was warm, laced with the promise of things you hadn’t dared admit you wanted.

“I’m right,” he said.

You didn’t kiss him.

Not at first.

You grabbed his flannel in both fists and yanked him into you like gravity had been holding you apart and finally gave up.

The kiss was everything it shouldn’t have been.

Hot. Rough. Desperate.

Teeth clashed. Lips slid. His hands cupped your face, then slid down to your waist, pulling you flush against him like he’d wanted this for days — because he had. Because you both had.

You moaned into his mouth, and he swallowed it like a man starved.

His tongue slid against yours, slow and deep, coaxing, commanding. One of your hands fisted in his hair while the other clawed at his back, dragging him impossibly closer.

“You taste like trouble,” you whispered against his lips.

Jason chuckled darkly, kissing down your jaw. “You are trouble.”

“Still want me?”

His lips found the sweet spot just beneath your ear, biting down just hard enough to make your knees tremble.

“I’d wreck the whole damn farm for you.”

You’d never been kissed like that.

Like you were wanted. Claimed. Cursed.

When he pulled back, barely an inch between your mouths, his voice was ragged.

“Say the word,” he whispered. “And I’ll ruin you properly.”

You looked into his eyes — storm-gray, burning — and licked your lips.

“Then ruin me, Todd.”

Jason didn’t give you time to second-guess. The moment the words left your mouth — Then ruin me, Todd — something dark flickered in his eyes.

He crashed into you again, hungrier this time. His mouth claimed yours with bruising need, all heat and teeth and tongue. He kissed like he worked — rough, thorough, no hesitation. And you let him. God, you welcomed it.

Hands tangled. Clothes yanked. Your jacket hit the barn floor first, then your tank top — pulled over your head with one sharp tug. Jason groaned when he saw you in just your bra, his calloused hands skating over your skin like he didn’t know where to start.

“You’re killing me,” he rasped, biting down on your collarbone as he slid the strap off your shoulder. “Walking around all damn week like temptation in a tight tank and smart mouth.”

You gasped when his tongue soothed the sting. “And you walked around like you knew I wanted it.”

“‘Cause you do.”

You hated how right he was.

But you loved how his hand slid behind you to undo your bra like it was second nature. He dropped it without a glance, eyes locked on yours instead of your body — like he wanted the reaction, not just the skin.

“Gorgeous,” he muttered, cupping your breast with reverence and heat, thumb flicking lazily over your nipple until it peaked under his touch. “Bet you’ve never had a real man get his hands on you, huh?”

“Cocky,” you whispered, back arching into his palm.

His other hand slid down your side, gripping your hip. “No, confident.”

And then he was kneeling — kneeling — in front of you like worship came naturally to men like him. He undid your jeans slowly, like every button was a tease. You bit your lip, watching him through your lashes.

The moment he tugged them down your legs, his mouth followed, lips dragging along your thighs. Then his teeth grazed your inner thigh and you gasped, one hand flying to his hair.

He looked up at you with dark, hungry eyes.

“Say it,” he growled. “Say what you want.”

You swallowed, heat pooling deep in your core.

“You,” you said. “I want you.”

He yanked your panties down and kissed your inner thigh again, slow and possessive.

“You already have me.”

Then his mouth was on you — hot, wet, sinful.

You nearly collapsed.

Jason Todd knew how to use his mouth. He groaned like he enjoyed it, like having you trembling above him was his reward for all the bickering and teasing and tension. His tongue moved with devastating precision, licking you open like a man starving — slow licks, soft sucks, then that perfect pressure against your clit that made your head fall back with a cry.

“J-Jason—” you gasped.

He looked up, lips wet. “Come on, baby. Let me hear you.”

You did.

You came with his name on your lips, hips grinding against his mouth, fingers pulling at his hair like you’d never let him go.

And Jason didn’t stop. He kissed your inner thigh as you came down, murmuring low, filthy praise into your skin — about how good you tasted, how pretty you sounded, how much he’d been dying to wreck you like this.

When you finally pulled him up, your lips crashed together again, messy and desperate. You tasted yourself on his tongue and moaned into it.

“Your turn,” you whispered against his mouth, fingers working at his belt.

“Already there,” he growled.

His jeans hit the floor, and when he kicked them off, you took one look and gasped.

“Jesus.”

He smirked. “He’s not the one about to make you scream.”

You grabbed him — hard, firm, perfect in your hand — and Jason hissed, forehead pressed to yours.

“Condom?” you asked, breath ragged.

He pulled one from his back pocket, like a cocky bastard with hope. “Always be prepared, right?”

You didn’t even have time to snark before he rolled it on and lined himself up — one hand on your thigh, the other bracing beside Jason’s breath was hot against your throat, body flush against yours as the storm outside raged. His jeans were down, yours discarded. He was between your thighs now, thick and heavy against your core — so close — and you swore the only thing holding him back was the split second he took to look you dead in the eyes.

“Last chance, city girl,” he murmured, voice low and strained. “You want it rough, you’ll get it. But I need to know.”

You curled your fingers into the back of his neck, lips brushing his.

“I want all of it, Jason.”

That was all it took.

He rolled the condom on in practiced motion, and gripped your thigh, hitching it higher around his waist.

When he pressed the head against your entrance, your breath caught — he was thick. Thicker than you’d expected, the kind of thick that made your body tense before your brain could catch up.

“Relax,” he rasped, eyes glued to the way he was barely breaching you. “Let me in, baby.”

You tried — God, you did — but he was stretching you already, just from the tip. He moved slow, careful, and even that made you moan. His hand slid between your legs, fingers finding your clit and rubbing soft, slow circles to coax you open.

“Jesus,” you gasped, hips twitching. “You’re— too big—”

“Nah,” he growled, voice rough and desperate. “You can take it. Let me in, sweetheart. I got you.”

He pushed forward a little more — thick, burning stretch. Your walls clenched instinctively, fighting the intrusion, and he cursed under his breath.

“Fuck—tight—” His jaw clenched, muscles rigid like he was holding himself back by a thread. “You’re squeezing me like you don’t wanna let me in.”

“I’m—trying—” you panted, nails dragging across his shoulders. “Just— slower—”

Jason adjusted your leg higher on his hip and leaned in to kiss your jaw, your cheek, your parted lips.

“Look at me,” he whispered. “Let me see you.”

You did — and he slid deeper.

It was a drag, every inch earned. Delicious and impossible all at once. You felt everything — every vein, every twitch, the heat of him pressing impossibly deeper.

“There you go,” he growled, kissing your neck. “Just like that. So fuckin’ good for me.”

He bottomed out with a groan that shook you both. You were panting, overwhelmed, wrecked already and he hadn’t even moved.

You whimpered, thighs trembling. “You feel so— big— Jason…”

He kissed you hard, swallowing your sounds, and whispered against your lips, “You feel better than anythin’ I’ve ever had.”

Then he started to move.

Not fast — deep. Measured, dragging strokes that had you clawing at his back and gasping his name. You could feel him everywhere, and the stretch didn’t go away — it lingered, like your body was still trying to accommodate him.

Jason kept his hand on your clit, slow and firm, pushing you toward that edge while his cock worked you open all over again, stroke after stroke.

Your body gave in.

You tightened around him like a vice, and Jason snapped — driving harder, faster, the loft echoing with the sound of skin on skin and your broken cries.

“You wanted this,” he growled into your neck. “Wanted me to ruin you. You fuckin’ asked for it.”

You came with a scream, the pressure breaking like a dam. Your entire body clenched, shaking, and Jason roared against your skin, thrusting once, twice — then spilling into the condom with a shudder that wracked his entire frame.

When he collapsed over you, both of you shaking, drenched in sweat, you could barely catch your breath.

He kissed the edge of your mouth and muttered, “Worth the stretch?”

You smiled, voice wrecked.

“Still feel you,” you whispered.

Jason grinned, teeth grazing your throat.

“Good,” he said. “Because I’m not done.”

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Barbara: Do you want to watch a movie later? I haven't see Knives Out yet.
Dick: Neither have I.
Barbara: Oh. I thought you would have. I though B was big into mystery movies
Dick: He saw it. He and Tim watched it. But Alfred banned it and the sequels from the house after.
Barbara: Why?
Dick: Neither Tim or Bruce figured it out before the movie ended. Almost had some breakdown.
Barbara: Over a movie?
Dick: Yes and that Jason solved murder. He didn't even watch the whole movie. Tim kicked the TV and Bruce started glitching.
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horny Jason thoughts

- biggest hand kink ever, when he's fucking you he holds your hand and seeing it so small compared to his own turns him on do fucking much, or when your giving him a handjob, your hands so tiny around his dick, fuck he could cum in the spot.

- loves to stick his thumb in your mouth when he's pounding merciless into you, specially in missionary, he goes crazy when he sees your fucked up face and his fingers in your mouth.

- Jason loves to overstim you, making you cum three, four even five times until his dick is sore and loosing oxygen, only then he stops.

- king of oral, he looses himself when he's between your legs, he could be eating you out for hours for his own pleasure, he humps the end of the bed when he hears your moans.

- gets hard after ONE kiss

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Anonymous asked:

Favorite fics in the Batfam fandom(give me multiple)

Panic Room by envysparkler (damian decides to lock pit-mad jason in a cell with drake 'for training' and tim has to survive while jason has a very angry panic attack. lots of tim-jason bonding and a VERY good sequel chapter where jason, tim, and damian get locked in the same room again together this time by ACCIDENT. all round very good vibes if you dont mind a bit of bad-sibling-damian AT FIRST.)

of crime lords and literature by adelfie (a classic i feel, a lot of people recognise it, but it is with good reason VERY good funny dialogue with jason-tim bonding all round love the fic 10/10.)

Coffee At Midnight by Chara_Jame (one of my favourite oneshots. again, very tim and jason bonding centric, but its both action-angsty AND comedic and i love when people use the whole titans tower fight as a less serious brother-battle rather than a whole ass trauma event.)

door, opening by cowboysorceror (a long fic, more jason and dick centric, but oh my god it is BEAUTIFUL. the fucking conversations that dick and jason have in this, the arguments, the character studies and relationship studies, MWAH i will forever love this fic. also the author is a fucking phenomenal artist that has posted art for this fic on their tumblr and it is SO. GODDAMN. GOOD. literally i use some of their art as my whatsapp chat background i love it so much.)

Red Raven by PlotlessWanderer (nother long fic, unfinished, this time tim centric, but BY GOD this fic had me obsessed when i first read it i remember specifically blowing off my one day free for writing so i could sit still for 10 hours and read like half of it in one day it is SO captivating. the world building, the depth it goes into for tim's life and how awesome this author writes him? CHEFS. FUCKING. KISS.)

Hood's Merry Men by Lulu_Rhythm (a series, not a fic, but oh my GOD jason's relationships with both the other bats and his goons in this is amazing. i love it. lulu_rhythm will always be a jason todd fic connoisseur to me, i will always look up to them. very very funny and very very sweet.)

Bet on it by Lysical (lil oneshot but by GOD its fucking funny i have read it about 20 times and still cant get through a re-read while keeping a straight face. jason-damian siblinghood my fucking beloved.)

the way out is through by Nokomis (sadly, a oneshot, though i wish it wasnt. i adore psychological horror and there is a severe lack within the the batkid tag world, but this one is really well written!! creepy, slightly confusing, and fucking funny dialogue between tim and jason. 10/10 will probably read again.)

Popcorn? by Ididloveyou_once (notha oneshot, just fuckin. adore the vibes of jason coming home begrudgingly like this. also the sibling vibes are unmatched and the convos are so fucking funny. no notes. an old favourite.)

thats all the non-explicit ones i can think of off the top of my head for batfam. so thats gonna have to be enough. <3

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If you haven't heard, the em dash has been getting a lot of attention lately…

Because it was trained on pirated work—including freely accessible online writing (like fanfic, academic texts)—ChatGPT picked up patterns and quirks native to human writing.

Including (sigh) the em dash.

There are other victims here (RIP tapestry and delve 🫠), but the appropriation of the em dash—a punctuation mark beloved by writers everywhere—feels especially personal.

A kind of low-grade panic is ensuing. Writers who once memed their own em dash overuse—the greatest punctuation mark ever to grace the control-freak’s lexicon, frankly—are suddenly backing away to avoid accusations.

No. More. We have centuries of dash-abusing writers behind us. We will not sit quietly while AI repurposes our beloved stilted aside—or the just-one-more clarification the sentence demands—or the dramatic pause your comma could never—etc.

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you.

Defend the em dash.

(Feel free to download/share/stick it where it matters!)

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every day I learn bot comments on ao3 are stooping lower and lower

anyway if you get a comment like this, chances are that they are bot and their goal is to do whatever it takes to get you to delete your work, most certainly (from what I’ve heard) it’s because they want to “safely” steal your work, use it to train their ai without you being able to rightfully claim ownership of your work since “there’s no proof that the work was stolen/was posted elsewhere first by you” because the original source has already been deleted.

report their comments to ao3 for spam—in this case, specifically, I think you may be able to report them for harassment too—and don’t pay attention to them, most importantly don’t delete your works, don’t feel discouraged by their comments. remember that they are bots and they mass comment something like this on people’s works at random to get people to delete their works. (or even if they’re not bot, they are still pathetic bullies who don’t deserve your time or attention.)

MORE ABOUT BOTS AND SCAMS PLAGUING AO3’S COMMENTS SECTION HERE
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fanfic writers and fan artists are carrying fandoms. they are the backbone of fandoms.

thank you fanfic writers and fan artists

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conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt. 34 (masterpost here)

*gunshot*

Jason: oooooh right down the ear canal. *ace ventura accent* like a glove~!

Dick: *laugh* you're lucky B isn't here tonight.

Tim: the guy was a rapist, i don't feel too bad.

Jason: YEAHHHH, REPLACEMENT TURNS TO THE DARK SIDE! oh shit- *grunt* whoooo, that was close.

Dick: shit, i saw that flip from three roofs over, nice one.

Jason: what can i say, wing? pilates.

Tim: *laughs*

Dick: oooooh~ how sexy.

Tim, snorting: jesus-

Jason, amused: save it for ya waynecest fanfiction goldie,

Dick: *loud cackles*

Damian: for his WHAT.

Tim, weeping: oh g- oh god, it all comes out-!

Dick: DON'T EXPOSE ME HOOD! WHAT I FANTASIZE ABOUT IN THE SAFETY OF MY OWN HOME IS MY BUSINESS.

Jason: *bursts out laughing*

*metal shwing*

Damian: ok that's the last of them on our side. the fuck is waynecest?

Jason: oh didn't you know, kiddo? the public wants all the Wayne boys to fuck.

Dick: YEAHHHHHHH!!!

Tim: ok- *snorts* Robin, Red Hood, can i come over to your rooftop? i dont like Nightwing's energy right now.

Jason: no stay over there. you're the sacrifice.

Tim: *whining* nooooo-

Dick: it's fine Red, you're underage. we filter you out.

Tim: -sorry? SORRY? FILTER ME OUT OF WHAT?

Jason: *cackles* it was- *wheeze* it was one time,

Dick: we were high, to be fair. completely off our faces.

Jason: yeah, fun trip but never again.

Damian: do not fucking tell me you googled that- *disappointed* god, Akhi-

Jason, laughing deliriously: it was his idea-!

Dick: don't you point at me from three rooftops away! you were also there, asshole. you're just mad everybody makes me the jaydick top!

Tim: GOD you remember the SHIP NAME!?

Dick: *cackles*

Jason: well im sorry- sorry, but there's no fucking way i would be the bottom! that's bad writing!

Dick: it's amazing writing, you just don't pay attention. i'm the circus acrobat with good hip flexibility and core strength. you're the guy who's used to taking it up the ass from your troubled past on the streets!

Damian, horrified and resigned: oh my god,

Jason: don't you- *bursts into a wheeze* don't you fucking- i can SEE you gyrating over there,

Dick: you see my form? this is TOP form, Hood.

Tim: i am begging you two, let me come over to your rooftop. i don't like it here.

Jason: *cackles*

Damian, dry: i'm calling childline, this is an unsafe environment.

Dick: you just stabbed like eight people,

Damian, without hesitation: and you'll be the ninth.

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