“[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️” as in a hyperbolic joke expressing that the character is sweet and kind and i love them, vs “[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️” as in i’m absolutely lying through my teeth while a long list of their crimes plays behind me like film credits
I would say this about Haibara but we can all agree Haibara has done exactly one (1) thing wrong in her life and whoooo doggies it’s a big one. Really feeling that one, she is. Everybody’s got to sit with it for a bit.
Alternatively, “Haibara Ai (wink wink wink) has never done anything wrong in her entire life.”
“[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️” as in a hyperbolic joke expressing that the character is sweet and kind and i love them, vs “[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️” as in i’m absolutely lying through my teeth while a long list of their crimes plays behind me like film credits
I would say this about Haibara but we can all agree Haibara has done exactly one (1) thing wrong in her life and whoooo doggies it’s a big one. Really feeling that one, she is. Everybody’s got to sit with it for a bit.
“I figured you out though, didn’t I - all those leaders dying? Softening the Earth up for another try? Well, not while I’m here, right?”
“YOU ARE INCORRECT DOC-TOR. THOSE DEATHS WERE NOT THE WORK OF THE DALEKS! WE DO NOT FEAR THE LEADERS OF THIS WORLD. THESE DEATHS ARE THE WORK OF A HUMAN.”
“Impossible! How?”
“UN-KNOWN. BUT WE HAVE DE-TER-MINED THAT A HUMAN CHILD NOW MEDDLES WITH THE POWER OF DEATH. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! IT THREATENS THE DALEK EMPIRE! EVEN NOW DALEKS HARROW TOKYO TO ELIMINATE THIS THREAT TO ALL LIFE!”
“Tokyo? No!”
“YOU SHOULD THANK US, DOC-TOR, WE HAVE SEEN WHAT YOU COULD NOT AND NOW, THE DALEKS HAVE SAVED ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE. WHICH WE SHALL RULE!”
I don’t need to go out and get “turned up” to have a fun time!
Damn and how many Timelords have you made?
tags before and after doctor who fans got their hands on this post
[ID: 1. A box with a gray outline titled “My idea of a perfect night!” in red, with a pizza labelled as “‘za”, sweatpants labelled as “sweats”, and a textile loom. At the bottom is red text reading, “Who else like to stay and use Loom!!!”
2. Screenshots of Tumblr tags. The tags from before doctor who fans found the post read “#textile art #use LOOM” “me rn…” “me and my knitting”, then after “haha loom” “looms are canon” “Rassilon made this post”. /End ID]
Make sure pizza and loom are separate activities! You do not want to get pizza on your loom!
Fun fact, that’s how we got Mario and Luigi, who style themselves “The Plumbers.”
struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money
The opposite of “there’s an XKCD strip for this” has got to be “what the fuck do you mean there’s an Achewood strip for this,” less common, more alarming.
He would fill every page with himself. No one not engaged in temporal or cross-reality shenanigans even noticed, but for those who are, it’s like the Permian-Triassic, whole empires retrovanishing into neverexistence.
The honestly surprising thing here imo is that even for *very* rich people apparently unbridled capitalism that makes them as rich as possible apparently doesn’t buy them the same satisfaction as it can in places with less inequality.
You’d think (and every second temporarily embarrassed millionaire will argue) that if you can command a private limo, public transport doesn’t matter. But apparently the systems that result in good public transport also result in amazing holidays for people so rich they wouldn’t even consider using it.
If everyone can afford a nice coffee in the morning, there’s a cute little cafe every 100 feet to serve it to them; if there’s only 100 people in town that can afford that habit they’re all going to have to hop into their swanky limos and haul their groggy asses to wherever the exclusive Coffee Club is located to get their fix.
If there’s no public transit or bike infrastructure, your swanky limo is stuck in traffic behind 120 beat up Honda Civics.
If there’s workers rights and public healthcare the barista there wants to have a nice little chat with every customer, because that’s the human default way of greeting people in the morning. If there’s not they straight up don’t have the spoons and you get the dead-eyed Gen-XMillenial Gen-Z stare while you order.
No amount of individual expenditure will buy you what living in a healthy society gives.
Random thought, but do you think Kogoro would play gacha games? 🤔
Personally, I think not, because he’s never shown interest in like anime stuff in canon. Though maybe he’d like Umamusume
Conversely, I think Sonoko would be really into gacha games and she gets Ran and Shinichi to play with her. (Ran gets banned because her luck makes the devs think she’s cheating so she just rolls for Sonoko when a rare character pops up that she wants.)
