obviously bigotry isnt rational but "women are naturally worse at spatial reasoning and math" is a wild opinion to have when women have historically been the primary textile producers in a lot of societies. have you ever seen a tablet weaving pattern
do you have any idea how much calculus goes into making a new sewing pattern. how much math goes into knitting. it's amazing.
Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time
☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪
Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes
This is a wizard spell
As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.
"Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats."
That is such a line.
i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found
a horse
and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was
a lil muddy, mostly
Are we supposed to be doing this for our succulents? I have a crasula that has a little dead offshoot that it was wondering if I should pluck or if it would hurt it
I know the allure of negativity and losing all hope is so strong but you can't! That's what those fuckers want! You have to be radically hopeful, out of spite god damnit
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”
It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer
God damn my soul 😂
for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully
[Image description: The original post contains several screenshots:
Crowley from Good Omens. Subtitles read, “But we can run away together. Alpha Centauri.”
Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death. Subtitles read, “We’ll go to China.”
Villanelle from Killing Eve. Subtitles read, “I was thinking, we should go to Alaska.”
Geralt and Jaskier from The Witcher. Subtitles read, “Look, why don’t we leave tomorrow?”
Hannibal Lector from Hannibal. Subtitles read, “We could disappear now.”
The reblog is a picture of Legolas and Gimli from Lord of the rings. Gimli is sitting behind Legolas as they're riding a horse.
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andhumanslovedstories
fantajoseph
Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit
The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo
