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|| Shelley || 23 || She/Her || Christian || English Graduate Student || Theology friend || extra sweet oatmilk latte || reading too many books || Light Academia ||
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Broccoli Cheddar soup

  • 1 ½ heads of broccoli
  • 4 red potatoes
  • 4 carrots
  • 1 medium onion
  • 4 cloves of garlic
  • ~4 cups veggie broth (more or less, depending on preferred thickness)
  • ~2 cups heavy cream (ditto above)
  • 1 stick of butter
  • 1/3 cup AP flour
  • 4 cups grated sharp cheddar
  • Salt & pepper
  • Pinch cayenne pepper
  • Smoked paprika

Begin by washing the potatoes and carrots. Dice the onion and mince the garlic. If using fresh broccoli, cut it into florets; if using frozen, thaw it beforehand and then cut it. Dice the carrots into small cubes. Peel the potatoes, and cut them into larger cubes. In a large pot, melt half the stick of butter, and then add all the previously prepared ingredients; let cook until the carrots and onions soften (and, if using frozen broccoli, the broccoli is fully thawed). While you are waiting on the veggies to soften, grate the cheddar and set aside. Now, added the rest of the stick of butter, and once it has melted, the flour; thoroughly stir together to evenly coat. Slowly add half of the broth, stirring all the while. Now, slowly add the grated cheddar, a small handful at a time. After this, add the majority (but not all) of the cream, and your spices. Let simmer on low for about 45 minutes, until the potatoes have softened; all the while, stirring about every five minutes. Now, using the leftover cream and broth, thin the soup to your desired thickness, letting it heat for about 5 minutes after doing so. Serve with a big piece of bread and enjoy!

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

the vast majority of diy an average person needs in their life for basic maintenance is absolutely dogshit easy

if you have like 5 hand tools and a can-do attitude congrats. youve solved 90% of your home maintenance problems. theres no need to ask and wait for other ppl to do it for you, or got forbid pay out the ass for maintenance guys. this is my universal advice for city dwellers

actually im not done. the 5 hand tools are a claw hammer, a screwdriver (the kind with swappable bits), combination pliers, an adjustable wrench, and a tape measure. now all you need is a phone with internet. go to yt and type in "how to do x". watch a 5 min video showing you how to do it. do it. congrats. you are now the handyman of the house and the world is your oyster

obligatory disclaimer for the piss on the poor website though. dont fuck with electricity if you dont know what youre doing, and save plumbing issues for later when youre not so green anymore. ok now go and be free

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For folks in the notes very upset that she only has two babies left: These baby possums are of dispersion size - they're big enough to leave mom and fend for themselves. These two are just the ones who haven't moved out yet.

Oh wow I had no idea they were so tiny when they left home! Our possums in Australia don't have as many babies so they're generally 1/3 to 1/2 the size of the mum when they get kicked out.

I would definitely assume a baby opossum was abandoned if I hadn't been told otherwise.

Every year wildlife rehabs are delivered many perfectly healthy baby possums for this exact reason and generally, it means they get a little boost of assured safety, food, and hydration before being released. Imagine, you're newly 18 and starting your adult life - you're just kind of walking around, maybe on your way to community college or something, and a Kindly Cosmic Horror picks you up, carries you to a fancy hotel where you are given several really excellent meals and maybe receive a series of vaccinations, then you are dropped into a resource-rich area approximately nearby where the first Kindly Cosmic Horror picked you up. This is how life is for young Virginia possums every spring.

Everything about this delights me.

So it's come my attention that there are a lot of students, particularly in humanities and social sciences disciplines, who need to hear this, so here goes:

Do the readings.

Oh my God, just do the readings. I promise, it gets easier once you get into the habit of it.

What makes a good student? Doing the readings. Literally just doing the readings is enough to make you a good student.

The readings *are* the course. The lectures are just priming you for the readings. The tutorials and seminars are just how we collectively process the readings. If the readings were intended to be optional, they would have been listed under the "optional readings" heading.

"Oh but I hate this reading! The author's an idiot, they're wrong about everything" Good. Do the reading and then tear it apart in class. This isn't high school, you're not expected to mindlessly absorb things anymore

If you're in physics, do the derivations. Don't believe that any equation given to you is true. Derive it. Convince yourself that it must be true, and understand the limitations of its truth.

The very first lecture I give my students emphasizes that they do not have to accept the readings as truth from on high. They don't even have to like them! Critical reading is perhaps the most important skill I hope they take away from my course, and you can't develop it if you're not doing the fucking readings!

it's always wild to me when people casually mention using ChatGPT in almost any context, but a few months ago I encountered someone who was using it in a Catholic confessional line to ask if something was a sin...MADAME

Listen. This is obviously spiritually not great for many, many reasons that have already been mentioned in the tags and reblogs. But also... you could literally wait to just ask the priest. That's his WHOLE JOB and you are ALREADY THERE.

Josh Johnson's delivery is so funny 😭

I really love this thing that Josh Johnson always does, where he tells you the setup for the joke, then digresses with a long story that provides context, then reminds you of the setup of the joke in a single line and waits for you to tell the punchline to yourself before he says it. It gets the audience (and me) howling with laughter very single time. A very "we're all in on the joke" style of comedy.

give a man a fish and he'll make a fish unboxing video for a day but teach a man to fish and he'll be creating fishing-related short form video for the rest of his life

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