3000s:

you best start believing in fat universe, boy. Youre living in it

reshidei:

done correectly “Night Breakfast” can be one of the most tasty and elegant meals in an Eaters toolkit

kirbyfuckingbadass:

the matrix was the first one to talk about prioritizeing the green or red pellet you can only take one or the other

cherrishnoodles:

i hate you shein i hate you temu i hate you amazon i hate you microtrends i hate you fomo culture i hate you aesthetic restocking videos i hate you constantly on the grind mindset i hate you overconsumption i hate you fast fashion i hate you tiktok influencers i hate you i hate you i hate you

duckdotcom:

i’m in so much debt

severepoison:

dude… that bug you just squashed… that was the pharaoh’s sandfly. dude we are so fucked

elexecution:

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

zerozerosenpai-art:

Fishy

palaeoplushies:

I love my orange man Snoggers. He’s the snogchamp. He’s gentle and kind.

loveridden1999:

memecucker:

crowify:

The Sturgeon (Vague)

strangewomanlover-deactivated20:

GET ME OUT IF NEW YORK NOWWW😭😭😭😭

nucleosynthetic:

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

melody-sy:

melody-sy:

melody-sy:

tl;dr: do not support morshu or morshu content

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HE RESPONDED LMAO

He will never recover from this.