this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying
I’ve been thinking about doing a follower giveaway for a long time since I haven’t done one in YEARS. You are all so wonderful and sweet, so I’m doing a giveaway!
The giveaway will run from today (December 26th) to January 31st!
Winners will be chosen by a random picker the first week of February and will be announced February 4th.
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Must be following me - this is a giveaway for my followers after all. You can reblog to a sideblog, but make sure to let me know your main so I can check!
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All characters/fandoms welcome! - This is a fallout blog, but I’m not limited to fallout ocs.
Winners must respond within 48 hours of being contacted or a new winner will be chosen
Thank you guys!!! I love and appreciate you all so much!!
[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling “cheap” stuff to humans and laughing to himself like “heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids” forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There’s a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]
Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans
Actually, I really like this idea as why elven and dwarven crafts are so good. Something that’s merely acceptable is meant to last most of one of their lifetimes. So even a mediocre dwarven craftsman will make something a human can pass down.
And you can always sell what the apprentice makes while still learning to a human, letting them know it will merely last for the rest of their life.
The elven version of IKEA could be a human family heirloom.
‘Good enough for humans’ becomes an expression for 'you’re getting there’ for an apprentice.
hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
