hi can we play staring and breathing together
“I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner
we literally don’t have time for this
What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019
My parents went to Mexico and whatsapp called me last night at a really loud bazaar in Rosarito to show me a lady blowing into an Aztec death whistle. But the camera was flipped the wrong way so all I could see was their grainy smiling faces while hearing the high shriek of what I thought was a goat being slaughtered. And then they hung up and texted ‘we got it for you’ and it took so long to try and understand what the hell they were talking about
brutalist candy cane



