sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

It’s okay to say ‘bitch me too’ even if I’ve never seen you before in my life dude

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

ilya rozanov: i prefer to have sex with people i like and trust. this is because i am LAZY. it has nothing at all to do with the fact that i have been emotionally abused, neglected, and/or abandoned by my family, the people who were supposed to love me. i am not starved for affection!! NYET. i am just a fundamentally lazy person. never mind that i am a world-class professional athlete—one of the best players in the NHL—an accomplishment regularly achieved by indolent sloths.

i heard snoopy x shane agenda and immediately signed to the cause

I started watching the Empty Netters for a bunch of self-proclaimed straight dudes getting really horny about the Heated Rivalry sex scenes and I stayed for one of them dropping, "Well, you know, the rose is the symbol of romance, but the lily is the symbol of eternal love." Shine on, straight boys. Shine on.

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

i think i can save everyone.

I think everyone can see my ears too

but also my loyalty. when I trust someone, I am loyal to them with blind trust. that often gets me hurt.

-Ray🔥

I keep waiting for an opportunity to be like "hey btw I am a wolf" in every conversation even though no, the guy at the grocery store doesn't really need to know that

I constantly daydream about the day I can escape society and all the people I know so I can be a weird little shapeshifter in the forest. It makes answering, "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?" a little difficult.

I get really upset when I'm unable to move/lift/carry heavy objects because I should be strong enough, so i refuse to ask for any help

the urge to jump down stairs or off smth height to fly, and climbing any tree in exsistance

Snapping at my loved ones.

I'm a wild animal, but people still touch me, go into my territory, keep me in confined spaces, and try to control me.

Thankfully, I'm moving out soon, so hopefully that part of me will improve. I'm hoping that my own apartment will allow me to be safely territorial. I'm also going to be living by a forest, so the noises of the city hopefully won't contribute to me snapping every few days.

My parents are absolutely amazing, just not meant for me. Its hard to keep a wild animal as your child.

In my head I mainly express emotions through limbs I don’t have (wings, ears, tail) and I don’t think anyone ever knows what I’m feeling but then I get annoyed no one has even the slightest idea how I feel

boyfriend assumes im horny, but im just happy and wagging my tail

oh someone told me something useful yesterday. she said she’s been thinking about her tbr less as an overwhelming list of books she Must Read and more like she’s cultivating a wine cellar. making a rich collection that will provide the perfect thing when needed. a bottle will get uncorked when the time is right

Despite everything the bug scuttles on

My favorite growing fantasy and sci fi trend is earrings or jewelry that indicate pronoun preference. 10x sexier than pronoun pins.

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

the 3st.

IF I HAD A NICKEL

👋 Hi Wellies,

First—

Check, Please! has been optioned for a film/television adaptation. A while ago, actually—and that’s lovely. Nevertheless, the vast majority of options do not become television because it takes a million things going right to get projects off the ground.

That being said.

Ahem.

Speaking of getting projects off the ground...

From when Bitty first stepped out into the rink at Faber, to when he kissed the ice at graduation, we've all been part of this fun, weird, magical world of Samwell hockey. But when I left the world of Samwell hockey, I left knowing Jack and Bitty's story was done. Bitty's journey as the first openly gay NCAA Division I hockey captain was done. We baked the last pie; we shut off the lights at the kegster; the story was complete.

…But as I looked around I realized, I had one more story to tell.

Which is why I'm thrilled to announce that a brand new volume of Check, Please! will be serialized in 2026. Dozens of new comics, exciting update drops, your favorite characters with brand new storylines, and characters you've yet to meet.

Hello, Internet Land—SMH is coming home.

This fifth year of Check, Please! will be filled with shenanigans, drama, hockey, pies, Haus parties, and a new message of acceptance that is near and dear to me. And it's been brewing over the last year and half! But with the latest boom in queer hockey stories, I figured, hey! ¯\(ツ)/¯ Here's another one to look forward to. :)

Marginalized athletes still face harmful bigotry, and for this reason, queer sports stories are more important than ever. I love Samwell hockey and how each of you has embraced this roster of athletes.

There's so much more to come.

Ngozi 🏒🥧❤️

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MORE NEWS? SURE:

i am so calm and normal about this

I'M SO CALM AND NORMAL ABOUT THIS

source

they keep inventing harder weeks but i keep inventing a braver girl to be to get thru them

Yes. I gif'd Goku's Happy Dance.

shane: would you lov—uh, like me if i were a worm

ilya: depends. is worm still boring?

shane: fuck you. im leaving

ilya: noooooo hollander im kidding i love worms please dont leave youre so sexy aha i have ginger ale in fridge