White-throated dipper (Cinclus cinclus)

I was so taken aback by this photo initially like what do you mean there's birds that just do this???

Like yeah there's plenty of underwater birds. But they usually very clearly look like underwater birds!! And then here's this guy just Standing like you are so normal looking what are you doing down there?

Turns out they also have solid bones to help them sink and the way they move underwater looks so much like normal bird flying that it weirds me out:

So yeah huh guess I've learned about dippers now! Absolutely absurd, love them

we wonder if there are dippers who are friends with moose and they sort of nod hi to each other as they pass by underwater

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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

my sister hath sent me. Canned Cheese.

this is hands down the finest cheese i have ever consumed. it is so well aged that it is GRITTY with protein crystals. it is a cheddar but it is actually harder and flakier than a parmesan. it makes old shark look like fresh mozzarella. i could cry.

end notes: i ate approximately an 8th of the whole wheel and stopped when my wife reminded me gout is a thing. if i was a dragon id build my horde entirely out of this. i had my last piece ten minutes ago and im super thirsty but im avoiding drinking or swallowing because i want my mouth to keep tasting like this as long as possible. if I watched someone put poison in this i would probably just try to eat around it. if i was the president i would build a pyramid for every person involved in this cheese’s creation. my wife says my pupils are the size of theoretical particles rn and if anything shes understating it.

I need everyone to know this.

You can order cheese, straight from the University of Wisconsin, online.

Sorry, i don't normally post much america stuff, but

Why are universities selling cheese? And the Good Shit, too?

Are the university students making the cheese? Is there a cheese course there? Is this exclusive to wisconsin university or do other universities do that too?

Look, I get myself one of these every year around Christmas. You don't understand how delicious this cheese is. Love yourself. Get the Cougar Gold cheese.

My dad sends all of our relatives this cheese for Christmas. He isn't from Washington and did not attend this school. Nobody in our family attended this school. We are all just big cheese fans.

environmental storytelling

They've upped it to a 40 can limit

hate this weird trend of shows and stuff being written with shipping and fandom in mind. um get thee hell out of that writer's room if i'm being fully honest

organic chemistry connoisseurs when we see a found family grumpy soft for the sunshine one sun and moon coded industry plant:

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and all your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and all the male concubines that you promoted to viziers through nepotism are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

Enjoy year of the horse 🐎💗