Black Dragon Hellfire

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Black Dragon Hellfire

Name: Jack (not my real name. No, you do not get to learn what it actually is.)

Age: 20s

Pronouns: he/they

I’m mostly here for the meme and to blog about stuff I’m into. I also like putting dumb shit in my tags, don’t mind me. OG posts are tagged #Jack says squat and reblogs of stuff I do on my sideblogs are #Jack does squat

Sideblogs:

For fics I write: @blightwritesfic

For art I draw: @blackdragonhellflame

For Piano Covers: @tinypianocoverz

Links to where I post fan stuff off tumblr:

FFN/Ao3

So yeah, enjoy!

Pinned Post pinned post Jack says squat ao3 link ffnet fan art fanfics
sanctuaryforalluniverses
stillfuckingtired

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

stahl-herz
wanderintofics

canon has drastically changed this over the years but I’ve always thought of the tragedy and confusion and anger Bruce would have felt when the world started revealing itself to be super. to have gone from confident in his ability to handle whatever a criminal could throw at him to desperately scrambling to keep up with the aliens and mutants and magic that seemingly exploded across the globe and his city. to fake confidence and to have to brute force ability to be taken seriously and not have his city taken out from under him. to be asked to join fights he has no business being in and be resented for his caution.

imsorrybruce

Do you ever think that when it was revealed that there are supers far older than him, who started much earlier, that there are lantern corps, that there are amazons, magicians, gods...

That when it was all revealed, Bruce thought, selfishly, cruelly, bitterly, knowing that things just happen sometimes, that not everything can be helped, but still unable to stop himself...

That he thought

"Where were you?"

rollingpenguin
teaboot

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

teaboot

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

kansascity-elffriend

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

elidyce

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

cipheramnesia

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

val-the-bun

image
sankta-wraith

the original? on my dash?

craftyhal

@lordkingsmith

tlirsgender
tlirsgender

I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me

tlirsgender

RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE

theender36

I'm picturing Scooby in a t-shirt that says "Service Animal Do Not Pet" and he's frantically miming Shaggy's condition to passersby and intermittently waving Scooby-snacks under Shaggy's nose like smelling salts

goldkirk
pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

imstillsleepy
louisegluckpdf

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

ytpreviews

image

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

moaccyrk

Sometimes I imagine my mind-self cutting the intrusive thoughts with a katana, it helps a bit when I want to concentrate on something.