do it drunk. do it high
It's a wonderful place! I had the privilege of visiting the fynbos last year and it was as amazing as these photos show and more!
bet it feels good as fuck to get sucked when you’re a cigarette being saved for the last break at a shitty fast food restaurant and its chilly outside
At a very special age in my life (have approximately 2 hard seltzers and have to piss like a racehorse).
Was eavesdropping and heard a guy say “one flu shot is like eating ten thousand hotdogs” talking in terms of “one hotdog takes x minutes off your life”
That’s that me espresso
I find myself wanting to learn Chinese more and more frequently
*obama voice*
nowhere in the constitution of the united states does it uhhh… say that a Dog cant be president














