19 it/they
Hi, I'm a grub and I live in the soil
dude bensons gonna tie us down and fuck our mouths when he sees how good we stacked those chairs
me: I’ve been thinking about killing myself
My Fellow Gen Z: skill issue ngl. ts one must imagine sisyphus ate bro 💔💀💀💀
Devil on my shoulder: Kill them
Angel on my other shoulder: Don’t
Nephilim on the tip of my penis: If i jump off from here do you think id die instantly on impact
me: No i dont
localtrannanarchist
fiollaigean
god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
ohhh fuck yeah, you understand
