I listened to some music and reached the step before nirvana does anyone want any divine wisdom?

I’ve been so numb for about a week until I remembered today that music is thing that both exists and is something I can listen to. It can even be so beautiful it just brought me to tears

beautiful transgender snake women are coiling around me and telling me not to be scared.

The Faithful Man: thank you god for inventing patriarchy i love it soso much <3333

The Atheist Man: its seriously incredibly beautiful that women are biologically inferior like. we got this social structure from the monkeys. woww.

The Feminist Man: no one knows where misogyny comes from 🥺

okay so the orange one is clyde and then in ms. pacman there's an orange one named Sue who then turns purple in later games. every other ghost retains their original name.

holy shit?

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

Story time:

Something I catch myself doing which has to be part-autism is answering that question with “good” and then no follow up because “good, how are you” is an obviously prefabricated phrase that feels like it holds less than no authenticity. But when “good” is quite often followed up by nothing at all I realise a faux pas has been made and that instead of trying to convey something with the negative space, I was unsuccessfully conveying nothing at all which is impossible to do whilst breaking conventional norm- it has just occurred to me this is something I can envision Sheldon Cooper doing. This is TV autism, I am autistic, how embarrassing, good night

realistically the cockpit of a mech or fighter jet should be filled with some kind of thick goo or slime that can resist abrupt changes in velocity. this will enable the pilot to perform high-G maneuvers without shock to their system and will also cover them in slime

If you ever get peed on just know that you can simply get stung by a jellyfish to neutralise the effect! Smart tip to stay safe on beaches and in the bedroom this summer

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

you could just do shit back then

texas is still like this

The crash happened on September 15 1896, which was a Tuesday!

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Holy shit man I’ve never seen that many people die in that many different ways at once outside of a war, accident or natural disaster.

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

reblog for reach tag with details etc etc. trying to figure something out.

frieren at the so and so

I think I should start bragging about my adopted son’s achievements when people around me start bragging about their kids. Ooooh your child can count to 10 in mandarin? Well, my child found 110 landmines! And he’s only 6 years old!