The Ultimate Heterosexual

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kenmarlenn
shubbabang

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dark-wizard-guy-fieri

context (via @mellorocket)

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chimthecappy

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

artistefish

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

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And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

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And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

aqueerkettleofish

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

shu-of-the-wind

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

anna-neko

and important addition

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Source: instagram

snowysoul-squrirel

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

daysleftofsecondterm

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