the way this is genuinely life changing stuff for me

obsessed with this poor guy who gets dragged away from his takeout menu so his evil bisexual roommate can go have the worst club experience of his life

dreaming of you (A5 Cat Art Print) by robinillu

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

shane putting on his dorky little glasses and reading his military biographies or whatever in bed while ilya is busy like, doing body shots and snorting lines of cocaine off hot women in the club. jacob tierney was like it's soooooo important for you to understand that this is a slut 4 dweeb pairing. it's so vital

miley cyrus gets asked about heated rivalry and possibly doing part of the season 2 soundtrack. she may or may not be about to meet another freak like her (hudson) and find someone to dance to madonna with (connor).

Me remembering Undertale

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy

actually devastating that criminally under-watched comedy The Other Two is not on the air when Heated Rivalry is on the air. NEED to see carey dubek trying to be cast on this show, his agent richard kind is like “carey we got a part for you on the gay hockey show” and carey is like “oh my god, really that’s so high profile” and then his agent is like “sorry did I say the gay hockey show I meant the grey cockney show! it’s tubi’s black and white british murder mystery where you play the corpse. but hey! the corpse could be gay!” brooke loves the show and tries to use her gay brother to be the manager of one of the hockey boys but he’s so canadian that brooke despises him. the other hockey boy goes to a pr event with brooke and carey and they both think he’s flirting with them and fight about if he’s gay or straight, it turns out to be neither, he’s bisexual but severely turned off by both their vibes. streeter tries to get a chase dreams song on the soundtrack by being shirtless at hockey games until they ask him to leave, #mydadfroze comes back. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.

and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women

BUT

he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.

which is like ????

the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.

TRANS RIGHTS BUT WOMEN WRONG

STOP WITH THE ADVENTURE TIME SPOILERS

I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET BECAUSE MY DERP PARENTS ARE WATCHING TV