Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world

a collection of mine

honestly thank god for furry pornography

soldier who keeps a photo of his wife in his wallet but shes very fat so its like a big folded sheet of A3 paper

getting lost in evil pervert fantasy warmly smiling and gently shutting my eyes in such a way that onlookers would assume I am reminiscing my favourite Christmas past

The boss is riding everyone's ass to get the project finished by next week. The boss is really busting our balls. The boss is really jerking us off. The boss is really giving us the sloppy toppy. The boss is doing sexual intercourse on us.

The boss really bent us over a barrel to get that project done. The boss absolutely screwed us on overtime. The boss fucked us on that project. The boss held our hand tenderly while finger blasting us with the other hand. The boss really left us hung. Out to dry. On that project.

That client really squeezed us on that deadline. That client milked us for every cent. That client bent us across the conference table. That client slapped our asses mid-Zoom call. That client left us leaking deliverables all over the carpet.

The project plan squeezed us dry. The project plan wrung out every ounce of patience. The project plan jerked us till we cramped. The project plan fucked us sideways. In Excel. The project plan cuddled us after, whispering sweet nothings about “stretch goals.”

therye saying "transgende

"the ai bubble is really big amd scary and could have-" [hears the word Bubble and thibks about blowing bubbles and smiles so wide and gets really happy] do you want to play in the grass with me?

this is the real war on christmas

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

ugh, graah [clutching my left eye and staggering] the darkness inside of me, won't be quelled unless.. unless you let me... bite your stomach fat