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Round 1!

This is a difficult choice, because on one hand you have micromanaging, judging, all seeing Jopson. Who would keep you at the store for hours until you find a dress he doesn't send mental daggers for.

And on the other hand you have Mr. 'add more salt' Wall. Who's name perfectly describes what it would be like asking dress advice from him.

My verdict is that neither of these two would survive round 2.

jopsons faults are why he should win. who else could you bitch about with about shein rejects, cheap material, bad cuts and how nothing is classy anymore without them hitting you with the thousand yard stare? it would take all day but you ARE leaving with the best dress in 10 mile radius. vote fashion. vote jopson

Round 1!

James propaganda: this remains the biggest gag of the century and if you can convince him to go thrifting (it's chic all the young hoes are doing it the male cashiers are all gay) you've won at life

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