my favorite fucked up animal is the false killer whale it looks like a rejected kaiju design… like a void with teeth…. look at this fucking baby
also these guys have been documented in gay pairbonds with fuckin BOTTLENOSES which isn’t even their species! fuck it up dude!
I’d read yuri/yaoi about a pretty Dolphin and their ugly ass false killer whale lover
*trying to make conversation at a party* I've heard they are making a burger you can fuck
How long did it take them to figure out that it could actually be done? That's staggering.
[Video is titled, "four cellists play Ravel's Bolero." It's on Classic fM. They all play on the same cello, with the drum part is played by plucking strings. Two of them do small comedy fights in the background between their parts, trying to take the other's place beside the cello. It's a pretty tight fit, and at some points there are four bows almost touching as they all saw the strings.
Text on the screen reads,
four cellists play Ravel's Bolero ... on just one cello. Bolero has long been a test of endurance for snare drummers, but here, every part is played by a cellist. With only one instrument in sight, Wiener Cello Ensemble 5 + 1 leap to the task, involving a fair amount of acrobatics! Watch it all unfold ...
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on today's episode of This Isn't About Polyamory to Anyone but Me...
tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.
we need more mean butches in media that never reconnect with their feminity and never feel longing for the nuclear life they gave up on. and I mean nowwwwww
AND THEY DONT BECOME COPS
He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.
Happy 10th anniversary to by far the most viral reblog I ever made. I still see screengrabs of this on my own facebook dash like, once a month.
theres this story im reading where the d-plot is a romance between two werewolves. and the guy werewolf is actually a regular wolf who turns into a guy on the full moon. and the girl werewolf turns into a wolf like youd expect. his whole deal is being miserable about the loneliness of the experience. so the wereman meets this massive hulking gorgeous werewolf girl and immediately starts keeping an eye out for her in dangerous situations and at one point runs after a trolley cart to bite the shit out of and gets injured and the girl is petting him all gently with his head in her lap like oh :( you poor thing :(( what a brave dog (she doesnt know) and the wereman looks at his wizard friend- and the friend is like this son of a bitch is really gonna push his luck- and then offers a limp paw while whining in exaggerated pain. ooouuauaugahhaugaouagooouuuuauuoug
@illgetthe it’s Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett! The second book in the Death series of Discworld. Terry’s books are great because while there’s technically an order to read them in, they also work well as standalones and you dont have to read every book that has come beforehand.
The A-plot is that Death gets fired from being death and goes to work as a farmboy for a 70 year old lady. Meanwhile, because death lost his job, people arent dying anymore. So a recently not-dead wizard (mentioned above) starts investigating mysterious snowglobes that are taking over the city, because theres too much life energy now that people stopped dying. The alive wizards are also investigating this, but doing much worse because they’re busy being alive and having pride. Death, who is still doing farm work, renames himself Bill Door and starts having existential crises about what it means to live and have human experiences.
I finished it today and it’s one of the best stories I’ve ever read. Highly recommend, especially if you’re interested in the human condition. Read Discworld and live by my blade
collecting these
HOW could i forget this classic
you can never go back. this is your one life. you had a bad childhood and that's it. you lost your teen years to mental illness and that's it. you're miserable in your 20s and that's it. you just go forward
