ATO: ORDERRUNE - PART 12 (FINALE)
(At long last, we've arrived. Floor 50.)
⚫️ Ah, welcome, everyone. I have been expecting you.
🚀 YOU. Alright, pal. Give us Smollusk and get the fuck out. Final warning.
⚫️ I think not.
(Ordarius reveals a tiny cage that has Smollusk inside of it.)
OMG! That's Smollusk? He's so cute!
💿 I appweciate the compliment, Ms. Makuwoma, but now is absolutely not the time fow that!
(Ordarius stops when he sees Haruka.)
⚫️ Oh? You must be Haruka Amami, correct? I thought your world was destroyed by a man by the name of Chad Warden, also known as "The Harbinger". How are you here?
⚫️ Putting Kyle into the Agitando machine wasn't without purpose, you know. Now then, Kyle, let us settle this.
(Ordarius snaps his fingers, and everyone is suddenly frozen in place, glitching on the spot.)
⚫️ Mano-a-pulpo.
⚫️ (sigh...) "Man-to-octopus", you ignoramus. "Pulpo" is "octopus" in Spanish.
Oh. Okay then. Let's settle this.
💍 HIII-YAAH!!!
⚫️ OW!!! GODDAMNIT, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
(Suddenly, an octoling wearing what appears to be a gym uniform dives in and punches Ordarius with what appears to be a ring around their hands.)
💍 Phew! Made it just in time. You're Kyle, right? Blossom and Jasmine told me a lot of good things about you.
💍 Yep! That's me. Nice to finally meet you.
⚫️ Alright. I'm going to officially drop the "reserved gentleman" act. Let's settle this like Romeo does it.
(Ordarius snaps his fingers, and Ring and I are teleported to what looks like...)
...Pokémon Square? How am I here?
⚫️ "Why hello, Kyle. How long has it been since you've seen this place?"
Oh. When you said "Romeo", you meant the Admin. Like, Minecraft Story Mode. I get it now. Also, you're not PMD!Kyle. Don't you DARE use his face.
⚫️ "Fine. Let us get down to brass tacks."
⚫️ "This was the first adventure you ever had. How very fitting...
(Suddenly, Ordarius, still resembling the Meowth that PMD!Kyle originally was, grows to giant size, with similar markings to Overlorder now present.)
⚫️ ...THAT IT WILL ALSO BE YOUR LAST."
💍 Here. Take these rings for your fists. You're gonna need them.
(Ring pulls out two more rings from his pockets.)
💍 I got plenty of spares, don't worry.
(Ordarius begins attacking us. He tries to crush us numerous times before Ring and I both land a hit on his face. His body suddenly begins glitching.)
⚫️ What the...?! Why are my powers glitching out?! Fine! Onto the next phase!
(The scenery glitches out again, and now...)
Is this...the Alternan campsite? This was where we met Dystopiac and the rest of the Alternarune Agents.
⚫️🚀 Indeed it is! I hope you're enjoying this little trip down memory lane, Kyle! I know I sure am!
💍 Oh boy. Ordarius is not happy.
Yeah, and now he's taken the form of Dystopiac.
(Ordarius whips out Dystopiac's S-BLAST '91.)
💍 We should probably run.
(Ordarius begins firing off globs of glitchy ink at us! Whatever it is, it doesn't look friendly---)
⚫️🚀 There. You never should've made me feel small...
💍 I got your back, Kyle!
(Ring socks Ordarius in the face, causing him to glitch out more. Ordarius, writhing in pain, quickly snaps his fingers again, changing the scene to another familiar locale.)
⚫️🌸 Hiya, Kyle! Aren't you happy to see me? After all, you did help me and Joke-Explainer out of a serious bind! Teehee~!
l'm not listening to you, Ordarius. If you think I'm gonna fall for that, you've got another thing coming. You're not Susie, and you never will be.
⚫️🌸 That's a shame, but I honestly hated saying "teehee" like that. Didn't wanna keep up the façade for much longer. And while I may not be Susanna Patrya Haltmann, it'll definitely be a good form to take when I DESTROY you and your little friend!
(Ordarius uses Anna's vines to trap Ring and myself, then begins using Susie's cherry blossoms to shred us up.)
💍 Let's try something a little different!
(Ring takes off one of his rings, tears some fabric off of his shirt using one of the cherry blossom petals, ties the ring to the fabric, and swings the ring at Ordarius, knocking him face-first to the ground.)
⚫️🌸 RRRRGGGHHH! WHY YOU LITTLE...!!!
(The scene suddenly shifts again, this time to what looks like a combination of the Candy Cane Caverns from Moshi Monsters and the Wrath Ramparts from the Infernalands. Ordarius is now glitching out into a flickering version of Sweet Tooth and RetroSpecter.)
⚫️🍭☄️ Now look at what you've done! You've ruined EVERYTHING! I can't even keep a stable connection anymore! It's starting to meld together in an unstable state!
(Ordarius begins grabbing at the rings I've been using, pulling on my arm out of desperation.)
⚫️🍭☄️ GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING RINGS! THEY ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKERY! I AM NOT LETTING YOU WIN WHEN I AM THIS CLOSE! I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU, YOU PEST!
(After almost 30 seconds of Ordarius using my arm as a game of tug-of-war, I finally manage to pull my arm out of his grasp. I then wind up a punch, as the two of us are teleported back to the Spire of Order.)
Give MissingNo. my regards from Glitch City, Ordarius.
(With one last punch, I hit Ordarius dead in the face, completely getting rid of his powers, unpausing everyone. He's back to being Ollie again.)
🎴 DAMN IT ALL! Why did you have to make everything so difficult?! Why couldn't you have just left well enough alone?
Look who's finally back to being a regular Octoling again!
(Everyone quickly surrounds Ollie.)
🎴 No need, Haruka. I have no choice but to concede and finally back down at long last. You took my powers away, after all.
🌸 Glad you're backing down without a fight, Ollie. It's genuinely appreciated after everything with Wood Man happened.
🃏 Affirmative. We were forced to kill him. We thank you for your cooperation, Ollie.
🪄 The elevator's working again, darlings!
"Guess this is where we finally split ways, huh?"
"It was nice seeing you all again."
(Saku quickly stops me, Ring, and the CSB before we enter the elevator.)
Kyle, I would like to personally thank you and your friends for all of this. If you ever find yourself in the Infernalands again, just know that you and your friends are all now official VIPs at the Fuzzy Feeling, alongside myself and the other Infernalings. You've more than earned it.
Ta-ta, everyone! Mwah~!
(Saku and the others head back to their world, as do the others. I'm the last one to head through the elevator, but I'm stopped again as Smollusk waves back to me.)
💿 Goodbye, Kyle! Thank you fow fweeing me!
You're welcome, Smollusk. I'm glad to be of assistance.
(I then walk through the elevator with a genuine smile on my face.)
END OF EVENT STORYLINE
TO BE CONCLUDED IN THE EPILOGUE
SPECIAL THANKS
@cru5h-cascades - Created Taurus, which was the direct inspiration to make Ordarius/Ollie
@blossomaaoc - Created Ring, which I used for this final part (I based his outfit here off of what I remember the Ring Fit Adventure characters wearing, actually!)
@sailorsplatoon - For giving me some amazing advice about burnout back during Splatoween, which I applied during this event to prevent that very same burnout feeling.
Thank you for tuning into the Orderrune event. Let's continue to make 2026 the best year we can. You are all amazing.
- ✍🏼 IRL!Alterrune
