Wanna See a SEXY Pic?

*sends you a photo reference of various plate armor fastenings from the Worcester Art Museum's new Arms and Armor wing*

Ok i have decided that y'all are exaggerating the ending of Hero of Ages. It can't possibly be THAT bad.

Edit: the comments and reblogs on this post are scaring me but I will update my journey as much as I can for your entertainment

Edit 2: I have around 300 pages left and I'm feeling good, I just want to say that I love Spook so much and if death is coming for anyone it better not be him

Edit 3: 124 pages left and VIN AND ELEND ARE REUNITED I'M SO HAPPY YAYAYA

Edit 3.5: I just saw fanart of Vin and Elend laying in green grass with flowers blooming and I'm so excited like I'll grieve whoever dies but the characters seeing flowers will be enough for my little heart

Edit 4: I'm on page 664. What the fuck guys I'm scared. (Also if Vin and Elend have sex and since Vin's technically a God now would it be considered monster fucking?)

Edit 5: 20 pages left and I'm feeling okayish like can Vin and Elend be together if she's a God like can she manifest in a physical form and be with him and what happened to Spook, breeze and Allrianne, are they ok? Will they be ok? Is she gonna restore the world back to how it was supposed to be before the Lord Ruler? I have so many questions

Edit 6: I have finished the book. I was right, it wasn't that bad. It was worse. Let it be known that any distant cries on anguish you may hear for the next few months are all because of me, I can't believe I was ever innocent enough to think I could survive this series.

"Unfortunately, I am the Hero of Ages."

weeks 21-28 on my weekly poster challenge this year. Unfortunately I was only able to hit 28 out of 52 this year, so I know at least one goal for 2026.

1-10 here. 11-20 here.

These posts are sisters

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

Made a painting of all of us “Holding Hands” <3

oh fern how i missed you

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

Whistleblower on Reddit rage-blogs about how the food delivery company he worked for as a developer is ripping customers AND drivers off.

Main post screenshotted here in case it gets yanked; the whole thread is worth a read.

Posted January 2026.

Its 2026 we need a vagina based alternative to the cocktail

Like, squeezed out of the thing?

I'll leave the details to the mixologists

tbh when I ran into the “horses are for rich people” bullshit I was so confused because they’re cheaper than a motorcycle? cheaper than an iPhone? then I realized most people weren’t dealing with the $900-$3k auction slaughterhouse bound pasture ornaments I grew up riding. I get that they’re extraordinarily cost prohibitive pets, especially if you don’t live in an area where land is as cheap as the dirt but you say ‘horse’ and I’m like. oh yeah.

horse.

Country poor and City poor are not the same.

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

It's sobering to think of how much worse the Internet got a whole in the past 2 decades.