If you’ve ever told a person who’s had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could “just stay in bed”, DO IT.
Stay in bed. For days. But don’t get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don’t do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else “productive”. You’ll have to cancel on people, you’ll disappoint them, they won’t understand.
And if you’re thinking, “well, i CAN’T just be in bed. There’s stuff that has to be done - I have plans”, maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn’t have plans or things to do or desires.
ohh i’m a sad electronic who’s low battery oh so sad so pathetic u have to charge me you have to plug ur big strong charger into my charging hole you have to plug me in you have to push it deep you have to fill me up with your charge oughh i need your charge inside me you need to charge me
electronics should start leaking grease or smth when they’re low on battery. so you know they need to be charged. and so you can slip the charger into them easier. and they should whine. and whimper when you ram it in. just some suggestions
i like the way ya think
we need more great minds like yours
thank god. anyway i’m tying the cord around my phone too shibari style
