She is navigating.
My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?
Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING
Me: Seems hellish
Boyfriend: So does being an ant person
Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants
Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.
Me: So back to the soulmate thing….
Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.
Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!
Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.
Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)
Boyfriend: So these ant-people—
Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!
Just thinking of the mouth-acting quirks of these Peninsular dopes.
Ioan's "I'm so clever" pout
Sean's "I'm not paid enough for this shit" jaw thrust
Daragh's "This sounds like a joke but I'm actually threatening your life" smirk
Jamie's "He's my husband, your honor" BEAM.
cats can open their mouth and deliver a 'fish blast.' this supremely lowers the morale of everyone in the radius
In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.
Also when it wants water it’s a secret for some fucking reason.
the item on your left side just stopped existing, are you ok with it?
yes
no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
siblings >:)
results
I did get to live my dream last week of picking my moment and then saying “MIDSHIP!” (for actual functional reasons). So that was cool.
god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
ohhh fuck yeah, you understand
