sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting


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evesnapdragon asked:

dude... what if i give up christianity for lent...

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Look I know Jesus died for your sins and all but I don’t think He intended for you to fuck around like that.

This tweet is almost 3 years old has been relevant since the day it was posted

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

I don't remember who put it on my dash or feed but Tough Call by Dessa really is the chronic illness song of all fucking time.

you might like perpetual mild illness by crooks & nannies

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This is what hieroglyphs and figures in ancient Egyptian temples looked like before their colors faded. They were recreated using a polychromatic light display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, following thorough research.

If this is your kind of thing, new zealand has the world's first life sized re-creation of an Egyptian temple for an idea of how it would have looked back then

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i feel like the photos didn't do the size justice

from my knowledge of ancient egypt, this looks to be an imagined replica of one of the outdoor temples of akhenaten and nefertiti, intended on worshipping the god aten, as akhenaten was attempting to instill a sort of monotheism with the sun disc god the one true god above all. some of the heiroglyphs even seem to depict the building process of the temple itself.

@ebpot ik its not your exact period of interest bUt still dope

sad part about sex being a taboo topic is that sometimes really funny things happen during sex or related to sex or at weird sex clubs and you cant tell the story to like 90% of people in your life because of the sex context. the contsext. do you ever wonder how many people have funny sex stories theyre just sitting on. its tragic.

Same for kink regardless of if there was sex involved tbh. Basically the only times I get to talk about things like “harmonica impact play” or “falling down a mountain during a sub hunt”, etc. is on the internet, in kink clubs, or with other trans girls regardless of how objectively hilarious any individual event was.

was literally having this conversation yesterday about how socially acceptable topics are always just the most inane and boring shit, like one of the guys in the group is in the process of building a padded cell for asylum play and management have decreed that he's not allowed to talk about this thing that brings him joy because it's taboo; it's tragic, and it minimises us as people

We used to be less prude about this on Tumblr and I really think we should reclaim the ground, here.

Someone start a funny sex story post and link me.

Hey Tumblr why are only some of my fast-reblogs lovely why aren't all of them? Everything I do on this website is lovely how dare you

if you’re posting a lot about “divisions in the trans community” but only focusing on transfeminist trans women and not (trans)misogynist trans men, congratulations! you’re just a misogynist. you are just doing antifeminism again

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