Yo new URL
cactus0cat -> boilbrains
humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp
the male loneliness epidemic could be solved if we (men) all got sluttier i think
we gotta get on out to da clubs and take several tabs of ecstasy and wear mesh shirts n crop tops n all that and fuck whoever. as god intended
i also think we should all get fatter but that’s neither here nor there
i also think we
should all get fatter but that’s
neither here nor there
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
im beginning to recognize a pattern
get really into something -> grow up a little bit -> go 'ew wtf that was so cringeee haha' -> grow up a little bit -> 'that wasnt cringe that was fucking awesome why did i care' -> loop infinitely
I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.
Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.
❌ NO MORE SAFE CANNING PRACTICES! 🚫🥫 It's time to put the U 🫵 in BOTULISM!!
Art I commissioned from @boilbrains 😛😛😛
Their coms arent like open we’re just related irl so I paid in cash ❤️
you’re welcome loser
Woolhaven! Just a week away! Can you believe it guys? Woolhaven, just a week away. Woolhaven is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Woolhaven! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Woolhaven! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Woolhaven! Just a week away!