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radio-to-trenchcoat-demons

DAMN WTF!?!?!? I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A 1k POST?!?!?

It says no reblogs despite us. It’s actually a broken post :D

can’t believe im the first to reblog this, hope it doesn’t ignore my interactions 🥰

One single note

Ah, another broken post.

four notes while i’m reblogging lol

Only four? This should be more popular

didn’t they do this in Community?

I am the singular note while rebloging

Dan, Jazz, Danny and Dani Nightingale are all dating Waynes but they don't realize their S/Os are related. Dan is dating Dick Grayson not Wayne, Jazz is dating Jason Todd,who is also not a wayne, Danny is dating Tim Drake, who lives beside the wayne or maybe lived, he doesn't remember it was something random they were talking about during their coffee high and Dani is dating Damian al ghul Wayne. Yes she knows he's a Wayne but he talks about his brothers Todd, Grayson, and Drake and those must be their first names, because why would anyone call their siblings by their last name.

Do the waynes all know they are dating people from the same family, nope. Why? Because they are so emotional repressed and unused to giving life updates it slips their mind to even tell the others they are dating till Alfred ask them to bring their significant other over for dinner (how does Alfred know, well he knows all) now Dan, Jazz, Danny and Dani who all thought they were going to dinner at their S/O home are all standing outside doing the Spiderman man pointing meme, like what are you doing here. They come to the understanding their all their S/Os are siblings and are like let's roll with it, knock on the door together casually talking and confusing the waynes because how do the people they are dating all know each other, how did not know that they knew each other and What do you mean the Nightingales are siblings in hindsight that last bit makes sense.

Dpxdc head canon

Tim likes his partners either extremely competent like can rule the world and bring about universal peace or extremely incompetent like burns water, there is no in between and here danny comes in, he is the ghost king and rules over everything perfectly, the ghosts aren't causing havoc and he has gone through and completed centuries of paperwork at the mere age of 19 and has enough time to take a vacation. He decides to go to Gotham for fun and stops some crimes super efficiently (not as phantom because he was in publicand couldn'tgo ghost) in front of red Robin so RR decides to follow this guy because he has to be a meta and not because he was hot and his competency kink kicked in and he stalks Danny. Now Danny kinda knows, but it's like it's future Danny's problem and blocks it out of his mind, forgetting. He goes home and is hungry and decides let's make cereal and in some godforsaken unexplainable way burns and now RR needs to protect this some how competent and incompetent man that he has fallen in love with and Danny? He is just there for the vibe.

digoxin-purpurea

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

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sirjefetheboss

Oddly inspiring

This is what I needed today

Dp Headcanon 8

Danny sings and plays guitar. Why i don't know, but he does. In my head, Ember sees him using the Wail and she's like that scream has got to hurt you vocal cords here's how you do it right, Danny is like um alright, does what she said wrong and she shakes her head and says "we are meeting her everyday until you can do it properly, here is a list of vocal warm up" slowly the daily scream fest turns into Danny's wail is too powerful for Amity and he might break things so we are going Ember's lair where her band coincidentally has practice and she's like you can sing back up. Slowly she teaches him to sing and play guitar and ask him to join her band, Danny is now a part time band member for Ember's band and if she's needs Danny at practice or for a gig she has Skulker stall the other ghost and keep them distracted (yes in my au Skulker and Ember has a semi decent relationship)

Edit

Ok so I think I manifested this or whatever but I just found this fic, I haven't read it yet but here's the link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26225452

Dp headcanon 3

Dani is multilingual, not cause of the whole ghost can speak multiple languages thing I've seen floating around but because she wants to, like she is traveling around the world without a phone all on her own and she needs to read signs so of course she learns the language, she stays in France and goes to an internet café to learn a few phrases and boom she's in love with the languages and she learns the whole things, she unlike me can pick up languages like a sponge.

Headcanon 4

Dani has friends and family all over, apart from her learning random language online at internet cafes she learns it from the kids she meets in different countries. Dani could be hanging out in Brazil and pick up a little Portuguese, she'd even get a hang of a few slang. While she's hanging out with the kids, the kids parents would notice this young girl who's like super skinny and just take her home to eat and wash her clothes, cause she doesn't have money to pay for her own food in the show so she is either stealing or being fed by concerned parents

Headcanon 5

She gets a phone, a phone paid by vlad, he doesn't know that he is paying but he is, Tucker hacked his bank account or something like that and they got her a phone because Danny was worried about his Sister/cousin and Dani wanted to keep in touch with her friends all around the world, plus it made her language journey easier

Headcanon 6

Danny is good at English, he is great at writing and he actually enjoys the books assigned when he has time to read it, if he wasn't fighting ghosts all the time he'd be aceing English as the top of his class, heck he'd be acting all his classes because he is a genius

Headcanon 7

Danny used to believe in ghosts and his parents, when he was younger he and his parents especially his dad used to go ghost hunting (except there were no ghosts due the portal not being open) it was their bonding time except people got wind of it and made fun of puny little fentonail (which is lowkey loved the nickname, I can't remember if it's Canon or not but it was lowkey creative) who believe in make believe ghost and played dress up with his daddy who claims he is a ghost hunter. Obviously, Danny stopped believing as an attempt to seem normal, and this kinda caused him and his dad to drift apart as they didn't really have anything in common.

DP headcanon 1

The Box ghost delivers packages, for the price of the box, the package came in. So imagine Jazz needs the send something important to Danny from uni and she needs it there quick and undamaged, she can lowkey summon the Box Ghost (by rattling a few boxes) and ask him to deliver it, he will in like a day and when he gets there Danny takes out whatever it is (maybe a new model rocket) and gives Boxy the box and if he feels more generous he'd give Boxy a juice box.

Headcanon 2

Danny switched from drinking juice pouches to boxes so Boxy can have some (im unsure if I came with this or not but every time I think of boxy delivering a package I see Danny give him a juice box)

DP x DC prompt

The Justice League and Danny get thrown into an alien prison. Superman or the Flash was worried about Danny but he didn't seem to be that shocked about being in prison.

When one of them asked how he was so calm he just shrugged and told them it was not his first time. They then watched as Danny proceeded to cause a prison riot in order to escape.

Once outside-

Danny, cracking knuckles: works everytime

JL: what the fuck

Clark: What were you in jail for the first time?

Danny: Existing a with human objects in the Infinite Realms. Walker has opinions. He still tries to arrest me. But I'm the King so.

Bruce: Wait. What?

Danny: Yeah. His rules weren't legally enforcable. So. Jailbreak. Riots are a great way to go. And it's enrichment for the other prisoners too!

Dick- How long are we going to have to pretend we don't know Bruce and Clark are dating?

Tim- I don't know, but I know I can't keep faking it for much longer. I caught them making out in the cave last week and had to act like I was sleepwalking.

Jason- Oh, poor baby. I tried radioing Oracle a few days back and accidentally patched in to a line they were sharing. I honestly considered moving back to the League.

Damian- I've stopped snooping in Father's files all together. He's taken to labeling the files concerning Kent the way he does cases in an attempt to conceal them.

Alfred- Your 'worlds greatest detective' father seems to have forgotten that I do his laundry and am able to see just how many articles of clothing he and Superman have swapped.

Steph- I don't know what Cass discovered, but she's back to being mute again.

Bruce, walking into the cave, pulling on the Batsuit- Heads up, everyone. I'm being called away to help with a mission in Metropolis. I'll be gone a while

Dick- You got it!

Tim- We can handle things here!

Jason- Yup!

Damian- Be safe, Father!

Alfred- Just bring back YOUR clothes, this time...

Steph- HE MEANS HAVE FUN!

Bruce- ???

Batman AU where the batfam is an extension of Gotham’s will so they can’t leave the city without taking a piece of it with them

Bruce, ever practical, has a batarang made from a steel piece off the bat signal (not that he’d be able to throw it but it’s a backup nonetheless)

Dick, Jay, and Tim have made it Robin tradition to carry pebbles in their pockets (the justice league has come to associate the soft jingling of rocks with the arrival of the Dark Knight)

Steph finds pretty rocks and quartz to crack open and share with Cassandra- and they cycle through their newest finds (cass does keep a shiny piece of obsidian in her utility belt, it was the first one Steph gave her)

Duke keeps a corner from a road sign in his pouch, the reflective yellow paint matches his theme- (what better representation of the city than perpetual construction)

Damian reverently carries a piece of deep green sea glass from the harbor. The color reminds him of his mother, and he finds the beauty fitting. (The irony that the only way for him to leave his new home is an echo of the reason he’s there in the first place is not lost on him.)

I have more thoughts on this- also thank you to everyone who’s liked and reblogged ily <3

The item they take doesn’t exactly have to have sentimental value- it can be anything random

Early on in his time of knowing the Batman, Clark was perplexed. The man(?) moved like a ghost, melting into shadows or plain disappearing as of on a whim. As he paid more attention, however, there was one thing he noticed as (seemingly) mundane from the Bat. He liked to collect rocks. Every time Clark had come to get Batman for league reasons that took the man (he’s still not completely sure) out of his dwelling, he’d take a few moments to skate a hand across the ground-gentle and searching- until he came up with a rock he deemed just right before nodding and following Clark without a word.

Clark never said anything, too afraid to make Batman hide more of himself after being noticed.(as he was known to do)

Batman is 1000% overshadowed by his kids.

Dick Grayson is better at acrobatics and flexibility. Duh.

Jason Todd is better at brute strength hand-to-hand combat (also he has a fucking gun, so ranged attacks +1, another +1 for not being a pussy and killing people. [PS DC stop nerfing my boy.])

Tim Drake stole the title of World’s Greatest Detective right out from under Bruce, and he would probably be unstoppable if he still had his spleen.

Stephanie Brown is superior at actually being a functioning human being- objectively the most important trait of everyone here.

Cassandra Cain is just better. At what? Everything.

Damian Wayne is better at channeling his trauma and autism into things that aren’t punching mentally ill people (like seriously the kid had to unlearn his LoA brainwashing and look at him go adopting animals instead of traumatized orphans.)

Duke Thomas cAN FUCKING FLY.

#thisistrue

a ghosts graves

In the aftermath of a battle, Phantom, Batman, and Superman could be see talking between each other. 

During a lull in the conversation a tiny girl comes running from underneath caution tape taped around the vicinity, holding a bouquet of marigolds between her small hands. She’s out of breath and seems to be embarrassed when she stands before the heroes, Batman reacts the quickest to the sudden encounter. Asking her about why shes here and what the problem is, he’s about to ask about her parents when she interrupts with “i have something for mister Phantom”. 

Danny who had been only half listening was caught off guard, he looks at her and tries for a reassuring smile but his confusion must show through because she suddenly looks down shyly at her flowers. 

“I heard from mommy that you put flowers on graves for people you like, ” she starts, “i don’t know where yours is though, so i got you flowers to put it wherever it is”. She’s obviously embarrassed about interrupting, but she says the words with a form of determination. Suddenly what seems to be her mother comes running from out of the crowd. 

“I am so, so, sorry for Miya, i didn’t mean to loose sight of her, she slipped away, we’ll get out of your hair now. ” the woman says in a rush, gently tugging the child back from the slack jawed heroes. Danny can just make out her gently reprimanding the child for her behaviour when he suddenly steps forward. “Wait, wait, wait” he says quickly, crouching down to the child now hiding a bit behind the mother, “you got me flowers… so i can put them on my grave?” the tiny nod he gets from that has him smiling, “you wanted to put flowers on my grave?” is asked with excitement, gaining n even bigger nod in return. 

He takes a small step forward, still crouched, and asks “are you alright with me hugging you?”, the nod lets him quickly move forward a spin the child around in a tight hug, laughing. He smiles brightly at the girl, holding her in his arms with enough space to make sure the flowers were safe, who is smiling back just as brightly. Danny laughs, “no ones ever given me flowers before! And you want them on my grave!” the actions have gained the attention of both civilians and other heroes, Danny could honestly care less though, someone wants to put flowers on his grave! Someone went through the effort of giving him flowers! He is so excited!

Both the mother, Superman, and Batman all look uncomfortable, “have you… never gotten. . ahem. . Flowers before?” Superman asks, “i mean, you look young so… have your parents never… ?”, the ending never gets finished but its definitely implied what he wants to really ask. Danny doesn’t care, its not exactly important, right?

He looks at the heroes and says cheerily “i don’t think my parents even know im dead!” before looking back at the child in his arms, not seeing all the shocked, pale faced staring( minus Batman, he never emotes, like, at all). 

Eventually the kid has to leave due to dangerousness of the area, but not before a final hug and happy goodbye from Phantom after she hands the flowers to the undead hero. Danny says his goodbyes to the surrounding heroes, not understanding why they all look at him funny as he carries around the marigold bouquet before he flies off. He holds the flowers close to makes sure they dont get destroyed by the wind, but he cant help a few happy loops and twirls in his flight home. 

The first ever flowers for his grave, how exciting!

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Ever since then the heroes and a few civilians make sure to give Phantom flowers each time they see him for his grave. Phantom is so excited people want to give him flowers each time a new set is given to him. 

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wooooooo ok

i finally actually wrote something after so long, sorry for the long break between shit, stuff happened :/

sorry if there’s any big misspellings or anything like that in here, i had an idea and wanted it down as fast as possible and i fucking ran with it as far as i could lol

y’all can continue this if you want, i just thought this idea was so cute

have a good night/day/afternoon/life

Superman doesn't know how to curse

So, Clockwork had sent him to another dimension. No problem with that, he actually liked to explore the different dimensions, though he wondered what "lesson" was there for him to learn.

He avoided all nearby beings (he didn't want to face them, even though he had so many questions for the Martian). His plan was going spectacularly well until he tripped over a chair and hit his foot. The pain was immense and he just started cursing.

Now, Jazz was very sensitive about the "we don't swear in this house" part since he was little so, well, he had to get creative and start swearing in languages ​​she didn't understand. Alien languages ​​he had known in the Infinite Realms.

The first thing that gave away the halfa wasn't the lack of invisibility or the Watchtower-wide intruder alert. No, what gave him away was an embarrassed Superman who didn't know how to explain to his teamates that yes, that boy was speaking in Krypton language, and no, he couldn't translate because he didn't want to repeat what he was saying, but no, it wasn't bad.

Conner and Kara who were visiting laughed at Clark's face, he looked completely mortified. Bruce's insistence on knowing exactly what the boy was saying wasn't helping him. While Conner didn't know as much of the language as the other two Supers, he could tell a curse word when he heard it.

Danny looked up to find many individuals looking at him uncertainly, he chuckled, noticing that a man with bat ears was staring at him and a boy in blue pajamas couldn't bear to look at him.

It was the moment where he realized that his invisibility had failed him, so he did the only thing he could think of: he raised his hand in greeting. And disappeared immediately after.

Dannymay 2023

29. Ghost Speak AU

This is a ghost speak AU where (most) ghosts only speak ghost speak (they cannot make sounds resembling human) and Danny has had to adapt to the reality he is not able to speak English as a ghost.

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