Hodgepodge Blog #382541 🎀

tpwrtrmnky:

“Block this ad” isn’t good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company “this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product”

(via when-november-ends)

faun-grove:

iliothermia:

y'all remember when we glomped?

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(via kywren)

harboretum:

harboretum:

A comic featuring two green aliens on a spaceship, one wearing a hat and looking at earth and the other playing with a football. The hat one says "I don't know man, I just feel like this could be my one shot at love, you know?" and the football one replies "Dude we're not telling Earth we exist." The hat one then says "Come on, bro! Chicks dig aliens down there!" to which the other one hands the hat alien a hot pink flip phone, saying "My guy, this is the type of alien they're into." The hat alien takes the phone and says "Oh... I can't compete with that..." while the final panel reveals the phone to be showing the official Smash Ultimate image of Ridley from the Metroid game series.ALT

It’s Make A Terrible Comic Day again

Thanks to everyone’s encouragement alien boyfriend gave it a try and found love

A drawing of a small, electric green alien boyfriend holding hands with a dark-skinned human girlfriend against a light gray background with a star, planet, and peace sign decoration. The human girlfriend is making the Vulcan hand salute and has a black DSLR camera on her hip and is dressed in a casual alt outfit, including a black shirt with a green design on it that reads "I want to believe". The alien boyfriend is wearing a purple backwards cap and a black shirt with a drawing of Naruto Uzumaki on it, with the text "Believe it." Both of them are wearing colorful kandi bracelets.ALT
A two-panel grayscale comic. In the first panel, two of Human Girlfriend's friends stand together outside, one holding a phone and the other saying "We're calling a ride -- you want in?" Human girlfriend, wearing a rave outfit, holds her own phone and waves, saying "Nah, my boyfriend's picking me up!" While her phone receives a text that reads "OMW" with an alien emoji and a heart emoji. She then starts to get lifted by a tractor beam along with a mailbox and waves with both hands while her phone floats next to her, and says "Text me when you get home!" while her two friends silently watch.ALT

(via headspace-hotel)

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

whisperingsoup:

markovchaingang:

originally, there was just 1 day of christmas. then twelve. then it expanded to cover the first 24 days of december. november was conquered in its entirety by christmas somewhere in the early 2010s. even october is showing signs of faltering. if current trends continue it’s possible that it could expand to the point where it’s christmas more often than not by the late 2030s. gentlemen; the war on christmas is not an ideological war, nor is it an economic war. it is a war for survival

Halloween is the only thing keeping Christmas from encroaching even earlier in the year. The Goth Kids hold the line