ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skrillex and the great molasses flood share a birthday

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

i am full of love and also fatigue

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

I wasn’t kidding

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

The Engineering of Slow Death

When Genocide Is Managed Through Starvation

Genocide in Gaza is no longer carried out by bombs alone.

Today, it is orchestrated with cold calculation —

through a sinister engineering of slow death.

Dozens of trucks enter loaded with soda, chips, and chocolate,

while real food is blocked,

medicine is denied,

vitamins disappear,

and infant formula becomes a distant hope.

Hunger is fed with chocolate.

Suffering is numbed with illusion.

And bodies waste away in silence.

Gaza now pays the price in the flesh of its children:

▪️ Malnutrition devouring childhood,

▪️ Anemia draining the faces of mothers,

▪️ Early miscarriages stealing life before it begins,

▪️ Premature babies born fighting for every breath,

▪️ And congenital anomalies rising to unprecedented levels —

as if even the womb has become a battlefield.

This is not a food crisis.

It is a calculated policy of starvation.

Not a passing health disaster,

but a new chapter of genocide —

this time without explosions,

committed slowly, quietly,

with soft tools that kill in silence.

In Gaza,

even food has become a weapon,

and even aid trucks…

may carry slow death disguised as life.

Donate to provide a decent life for our family. Every donation makes a difference and brings us joy.

please help my friend marah!

Out of Touch

Yes

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

ok so i understand where you all are coming from with tagging this "breaking bad spoilers" but it's important to note this moment is from the cold open of season one episode one. like. the third thing that happens AT ALL in the show is the basis for this joke. like less than 5 minutes into the Pilot Episode. i think maybe this isn't needed

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

everyone quit reblogging with "investing" and "making this blow up". that only happens to blogs that are already big. my posts sit squarely at 2 notes apiece and so it shall remain

unleashing a swarm of opposite locusts that build buildings and plant crops

Aren't they called pikmin