exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

no mondays in the cambrian era

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

Bowl: Crab. 2nd–4th century. Credit line: Purchase, Judith S. Randal Foundation Gift, 1989 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/316272

the fortune teller just drew the ten of pregnant werewolves card, which could mean nothing,

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

if you follow me you DO have a chance to fuck me NEVER give up

smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

so true, king.

Friends with benefits? Yes. The benefit is I have a friend.

this is how spending a really fun day with your friends feels like